astrasalt

it's like trying to setup a sniper post in a bounce castle. make that first shot count

thump

the speed at which they gained popularity and the emphasis put on their name raised like 18 industry plant red flags to me. something's off about these things and they scream pure consumerism at me. but i might also just hate fun so i just ignore em

Nyan blowjob survivor interviewed in today's SHOCKING coverage!! "Yeah she just started crocodile death rolling on my shit. My pelvis was broken into 139 pieces. What are you interviewing me for, it was fucking awesome?"

who knew the immovable object would be so critter

her tuuube :)

finally. a supermodel i care about. you go girl

Aliens abduct cows. Aliens built the pyramids. Just doing some simple math here with inputs and outputs, I’ve got a theory cooking…

my weird animal wanted its picture taken

saxton hale

little did i know it was a feature
a creature featuring
featuring
me

The calavera cousins Jaime (a spunky woman in a charra outfit and revolving-shotgun arm) and Giselle ( a woman from the Mexican revolution, now with a lever-action gun leg)

Been cooking up some new characters, meet the Calavera cousins Jaime and Giselle!

[ #OCsky | #Art ]

angels versus humanity debate in the style of every pokemon versus 10 billion lions or whatever that trend was

i think its that kate Distinctly looks like meow if she had a job. and anyone Familiar with meow has this context. but for anyone unfamiliar with meow kate just looks like any cat furry. so having meow in the background of kate adds the context of her looking employed in comparison

Quick drawing of new ultrakill enemy
#ultrakill

my favorite bit is after the threats get increasingly strange and specific is then just saying Mods kill him. kill him now

bonuses of creaturfication: the authorities no longer recognize you

MEAN. HORRIBLY MEAN TO HER. she doesn't seem to be complaining much though so good for her. also i'm sure cameron is having the time of his life getting revenge

heyyy @lithominium.bsky.social great news :3

HES SO (deservedly) MEAN TO HER

mimi so full of joy and wonder. its beautiful

my favorite example of this was a nemesis addon that hindered survivors on hit that Might have seemed decent if you had never encountered the concept of numbers before but someone did the math and it made survivors lose a grand total of fucking FOUR CENTIMETERS of distance. how do you even make that

ive seen this one Several times and am only just realizing nyan is wearing a bomb vest. love it so much

pride 2025

Reddit post from r/nottheonion by u/teslawriter: MY HOA Banned Me From Charging My Tesla Cybertruck in the Common Area, Says "It Needs to be Unplugged Due to Fire Concerns." Below it is a comment from u/gregorytilidie saying: "cybertruck owner vs. HOA is one of those matches where you hope the ring explodes."

big shoutout to bonus pervert details

Glittering electric smoke parts in the foreground as a mech looms over the viewer. It's painted like an alien shark and draped with a holographic cape and crown that almost distracts from the powerful grappling arms emerging underneath.

Custom BDF Khanda UNDERSCORE

You don't want to face her in the ring.