Erica S, Snark Queen

Stealing this! 😆

Nice! #Wordle #wquers

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Wowee! Excellent.

What the hell did we all do to deserve this level of extended torture??
(Talking about the sane "we," not the stupid masses.)

The market is just a couple of blocks from me. I wanted only one thing. Don't drive, I thought -- walk. Walking is good for you.
It's 97 fucking degrees outside.
I'm not sure it was worth nearly dying to get a box of raisins for my morning cereal.

Exactly what I was thinking.
"Haha, this is fake... Wait. Is it?" (sigh)

I saw that Dean Cain was trending. How disappointing... he's still with us.

I am so sick of that hideous face.
Of that lumbering, bumbling, fat orange body in an ill-fitting blue suit.
Of that voice that grates like ground glass.
Of every single thing about him.
Why can't he just freaking DIE already?

I'll take it. Happy Hump Day. #Wordle #wquers

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Oh, wow -- thank you! How fun! 😊

One better than yesterday. I'll take it. #Wordle #wquers

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Tough start to the week, #Wordle. #wquers

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I actually nicked Keith's forehead with that prop bottle... 🤭

Happy Friday! #Wordle #wquers

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According to my mother, my brother, crawling around while she was sewing, found a pin on the floor and promptly stuck it in a nearby outlet.
I don't think he did that twice. 😱

The eye rolls, the smirks, the deadpan stares at the camera... I think the word "mischievous" defined him well!

Just curious: does anyone else watch the Johnny Carson reruns on Antenna TV, or am I a fossil?
I think it's his delivery; it's funny, even with dated material.
Last night, he was talking about a new Mexican restaurant in Burbank called "Vaya Con Maalox," and I laughed so hard, my stomach hurt. 🤣

How is any of this shit real? And yet, it is.

I loved Alex; I think there was enough time between Art's and Alex's reigns that it didn't feel like a replacement.
But what fun to see the old shows with the original theme music and OG Art... and Don Pardo!

Have I mentioned lately just how much I hate this fucking bastard and everyone who supports him?

Oh! I know! Rerun Buzzy Cohen's streak! We'd get to see him again (he was so much fun) and Alex Trebek as well! #Jeopardy
Anything but these tired old tournaments.

I am passing on the #Jeopardy tournament reruns and waiting for the new season in September.
If they have to show reruns, why can't they go back in the archives and show something we haven't seen in ages?
Ken's run? James's run?
Are there any Art Fleming episodes available?

A tedious extraction today. #Wordle #wquers

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Did you know that Donald Trump spelled backwards is asshole? Hey, if he can make shit up, so can we!

Wait -- you mean it actually isn't?

JFC. Why doesn't he just go through the archives and posthumously pardon Hitler, Manson, and Ted Bundy?

Ugh. He looks like something straight out of an old-time horror movie.

Geez. I guess it's been a hell of a long time since I went to the post office. Last time I sent a Priority Mail, it was $5.95. Today, it was $11! 😕

LOL! Yeah, she really didn't need to add that. Double whammy -- plump AND age!
My last physical, the doc said, "You're SKINNNNNY!" She didn't say it like it was a good thing. Whatever, lady. Y'all find something you don't like about our bodies no matter what we do, amirite?

Ugh. I'm sorry.

Feeling so damn tired lately. All I want to do is sleep.
I suspect it is less physical and more about heart and soul exhaustion over all the ugliness going on. 😞