Counting the Days

He can’t pardon state crimes.

Exactly! Isn’t that the definition of “excessive force”?

They’ll get better reception from there on the bugs in the plane they gave him.

I have to ask: what about girls with autism? I don’t think female circumcision is all that common over here.
And is he saying that Jewish men are more likely than other demographic groups to have autism?

I was thinking she was the one responsible.

If my father had ever said or done 1/10 the things that Trump has, I’d have flown to Arizona & driven him to get tested myself.
His speech & behavior towards the rest of us is just unrestrained id.
Now that he’s degenerating further, our best hope may be that it progresses rapidly.

She could dress as a frog! 🐸

Not if you were a ketchup bottle!

Did she disclose it on her income tax filings?

My dad’s gf was a very sweet lady, & you could chat with her for quite a while before realizing that she had no short term memory.
Her doctor evaluated her & said she was fine.
A week later he saw her in his waiting room & asked why. “I’m here for my test.”
She died 2 years later of Alzheimer’s.

I thought she’d already hit that mark long ago.

I think it needs less. A lot less. Like no cowbell player at all.

I can see the fiery glow and warning lights in the background. You’re not fooling me!

So are the Republicans dementors now? And Vought is bogarting the brains?
They did get one thing right: once the air traffic controllers start calling in “sick”, we won’t be able to fly.

Infrastructure week!

Don’t Let Trump’s Henchmen Rewrite History. They’re the Ones Inciting Violence. A brief catalogue of the times Republicans have called for brutal repression makes clear that Trump, not the left, is tearing apart the country.

If Trump wants to declare U.S. citizens to be domestic terrorists, why not start with this crew?

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“Drain the swamp” was their staffing plan. The full text would be “drain the swamp and hire whatever you scrape off the bottom.”

Stink. Stank. Stunk.

This is the same party whose AG said “no one is above the law” while closing an investigation into Homan and concealing the Epstein files (among many, many other contradictions).
Albania was always at war with Cambodia until Trump put an end to it.

Please tell me they can melt those obscenities down once that tasteless tangerine is gone, assuming they’re even real.

From the little I’ve seen of Trump’s blathering at the UN today, I imagine more than 1 delegation thought their translator was stroking out.

He’s not wrong about this. I also believe he lacks a brain.

They’re outing themselves. It’s very simple. If Jimmy Kimmel is still preempted on your local ABC channel, they’re probably a Sinclair affiliate. Stop watching them altogether.

So he’s charging corporations $2M to do what exactly? Move their facilities here? I thought he was trying to encourage that.
Or is this part of the “corporations are people” thing?
Is he going to let them register to vote?

It’s like the people who say Trump can be so appealing in person. I could never get past what I know about him to even give him the chance to do that.
They say that psychopaths are able to be charming when it suits their purposes, and I imagine that’s what what’s going on with Trump & Epstein.

Well … he is doing the hard work of shaking them down. Those bribes aren’t going to solicit themselves.

His post reads like the ravings of a madman. How many baseless civil suits did he file in 2020? And exactly how does this qualify him to judge the merits of any case?
He’s unraveling before our eyes. Sadly, even that won’t inspire Republicans to remove him.

It’s easier to just point at targets & unleash his flunkies to destroy them than to actually do anything to improve the lives of all Americans.
Remember their excuse for his blanket pardon of all J6 criminals: it was too hard to evaluate the cases individually.
He will always do the easiest thing.

What Jimmy Kimmel said wasn’t even objectively offensive. He in no way disparaged our lord & savior Charlie Kirk.
He simply pointed out that those on the right were focused on telling everyone it wasn’t one of them & Trump doesn’t seem all that broken up about his death. Through Trump’s own words.