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Kelly Dulaney

@kcd313.bsky.social

I've been known to fail.

81 Followers  |  192 Following  |  64 Posts  |  Joined: 24.01.2025  |  1.7496

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I found her gofundme! She's already raised 41.5k of her 45k goal for gas, vehicle maintenance, phone/internet costs (for posting the videos), food and supply drives for the community, and emergency funds in case she gets into legal trouble:

02.08.2025 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4010    πŸ” 2308    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 37

she posts videos of them trying to get away from her on tiktok that are sped up yakety sax style and scored by norteno music, theyre hilarious

03.08.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10867    πŸ” 2259    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 53
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

24.07.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 19233    πŸ” 4243    πŸ’¬ 677    πŸ“Œ 594
Photograph of a small piece of upside down peach cake, with glazed peaches and dripping honey, on a white dessert plate with the larger cake in the background.

Photograph of a small piece of upside down peach cake, with glazed peaches and dripping honey, on a white dessert plate with the larger cake in the background.

Now is time for cake!

03.08.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
[quoting a tweet by fractalcounty that reads, β€œtoday I learned that there are actual people irl who get genuinely upset if they catch you using chatgpt. like they view it as a serious moral failing in certain circles”]

[quoting a tweet by fractalcounty that reads, β€œtoday I learned that there are actual people irl who get genuinely upset if they catch you using chatgpt. like they view it as a serious moral failing in certain circles”]

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

02.08.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 14490    πŸ” 4529    πŸ’¬ 234    πŸ“Œ 304

testing

30.07.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 10274    πŸ” 3413    πŸ’¬ 114    πŸ“Œ 53

Please.

25.07.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

La psychophobie et la toxicophobie ainsi que la stigmatisation des sans abris dans notre sociΓ©tΓ© ne sont rien d'autre que des outils de dΓ©shumanisation terriblement efficace de personnes qui ne rentrent pas dans le moule qu'imposent les fachos.

25.07.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 147    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3
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This Is the Voyager Space Probe, and I’m Taking a Government-Mandated Mental Health Break from Social Media β€œPresident Donald Trump’s NASA budget plans look to cut its public relations funding by half, but already the agency is shuttering social media acc...

"Don’t worry about me: I’ve just been looping Jimmy Carter speeches and majestic whale sounds on my Golden Record while thanking my lucky stars I’m over fifteen billion miles away from you bozos."

24.07.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I mean, sure, "Elephants never forget" is cute and all, but "corvids carry generational grudges" is both factually correct and _sick as hell_

22.07.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4116    πŸ” 610    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 33
Photograph depicting a corgi puppy on a leash, walking a wooded trail beside a stream.

Photograph depicting a corgi puppy on a leash, walking a wooded trail beside a stream.

At least there is still this for me.

18.07.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had migraine; laid down. Small child came to "put Mama to bed" and told me the following story:

"One day, you ate me all up, then Daddy ate you all up, and then we never left that house again. Then we ate the dog, all together, and washed it down with cleaner. Good night; sleep tight."

17.07.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RΓΌmeysa Γ–ztΓΌrk describes the library in the prison where she was held for 45 days for co-authoring an op-ed

17.07.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4446    πŸ” 2049    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 51
a proud father of an enormous rutabaga. brother shrew's gonna win so many awards at the annual monastery garden festival

a proud father of an enormous rutabaga. brother shrew's gonna win so many awards at the annual monastery garden festival

shrewtabaga

11.07.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3851    πŸ” 780    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 14
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I Will Not Bother Wishing You a Happy 4th of July This Year Like most of you, I’m not feeling particularly celebratory this Fourth of July.

I’m sour on my nation because the nation has soured on itself. As a people, we’ve decided to dissolve the uneasy bonds of comity between us. Rather than writing a peaceful sequel to the bloody 20th century, America began work on the prequel to "Mad Max."
michaelianblack.substack.com/p/i-will-not...

04.07.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 443    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 7

TIL

04.07.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 179    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.

This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.

It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.

03.07.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 98551    πŸ” 38481    πŸ’¬ 4575    πŸ“Œ 2733
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graphic design is my passion but here's one to start you off

03.07.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 556    πŸ” 209    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 5
An illustration featuring a kelp forest full of tropical fish.

An illustration featuring a kelp forest full of tropical fish.

What lurks beneath the surface #sciart

03.07.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 387    πŸ” 101    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm already seeing centrists and leftists sniping at each other but the blame for this is 100% on the Republicans. This is what they do with power and it is imperative that we work together to keep them as far from it as possible, forever.

03.07.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5982    πŸ” 1313    πŸ’¬ 159    πŸ“Œ 107

They passed that big, beautiful bill, and maybe that means my husband loses his job, and tomorrow's my birthday.

03.07.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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United States is canceling participation in joint Mars Sample Return mission with ESA & participation in ESA's Rosalind Franklin Mars rover, plans to shut down 2 out of its 3 active Mars orbiters and expects that ESA's Mars orbiters will continue to act as relays for Nasa rovers on Mars.

'Murica.

02.07.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Two stills from the television show What We Do in the shadows showing Nadja and Lazslow doing a talking head with Lazslow saying "basically, we're fucked" with Nadja then saying "Fucked."

Two stills from the television show What We Do in the shadows showing Nadja and Lazslow doing a talking head with Lazslow saying "basically, we're fucked" with Nadja then saying "Fucked."

01.07.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 219    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Beyond this specific -- important! -- issue, one of the ways the NASA budget shows its own unseriousness is it says we're refocusing on Mars... while shutting down the communications and monitoring infrastructure we've already placed in orbit there!

02.07.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 233    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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How the Bush administration sold the war – and we bought it | Valerie Plame Wilson and Joe Wilson Valerie Plame Wilson and Joe Wilson: We knew WMD intelligence was flawed, but there was a larger failure of officials, media and public to halt the neocon juggernaut

Also, for my Gen Z friends, this is worth reading tonight. Since we're seeing the same playbook being used again.

22.06.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 512    πŸ” 212    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 7

At least W took the time to invent a reason and fabricate evidence before marching us into a stupid Middle Eastern war.

22.06.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 744    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 3

In 2003, I was against a war with Iraq.

in 2025, I am against a war with Iran.

22.06.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a huge failure of understanding. CripTax is not just healthcare costs. It's also the costs of accessibility when accessibility is considered a luxury. Like when you have to pay for grocery delivery because you can't get to the store to shop in person or do pickup.

20.06.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 228    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4

"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine

21.06.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5322    πŸ” 1212    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 161

Key that the attack on Mahmoud Khalil and now other immigrants was normalized by the constant demonization of pro-Palestinian activists, which included many Jewish American students and leaders who opposed Israel's ongoing genocide against Palestinians.

20.06.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 413    πŸ” 96    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4

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