Hilarious! #chemsky #analchem
06.12.2023 01:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Q. What did the HPLC say to the mass spectrometer?
A. You're such a low-resolution loser
4/5
06.12.2023 01:51 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Q. Why did the spectrometer get arrested?
A. For possession of illegal substances.
3/n
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Q. What did the chromatogram say to the detector?
A. I'm feeling a little negative today.
2/n
06.12.2023 01:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I asked the AI to tell me a joke about analytical chemistry:
Q. What do you call a chemist who's always titrating?
A. A pain in the neck
1/n
06.12.2023 01:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
I bought them anyway because I’m a sucker and facts don’t matter #chemsky
14.10.2023 02:14 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Both! Based on this book en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lessons...
13.10.2023 20:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
OMg they’ve made a show of Lessons in Chemistry! #chemsky
13.10.2023 11:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
it’s the #analchem takeover
#chromatographerproblems all the way!
13.10.2023 00:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thanks for the inside info. I hope this works out 🙏
04.10.2023 09:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
cripes, what a flub!
(the leak, not the dots. The dots are good and not flubby)
04.10.2023 09:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Is this what we’re doing now
Does it work the same
Am I doing it right
04.10.2023 06:08 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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