shitposting: not confined to online
I can’t wait for the patriarchy to fall and for women to control the country.
Feels like I have the flu but like emotionally
No one will ever get me as excited to watch Dancing With the Stars as Bill Nye (the science guy) did. I’m only interested if Bill is there.
I agree. But, people who do not have their basic needs met are easy to control and steal from. So we have what we have.
Huh I misspoke then. Still definitely not the first person to seek asylum from the country prosecuting him.
What
I’ve got so much love in my heart but sadly the hatred in my brain takes over.
No. But maybe the first to apply to a country he is a citizen of.
sorry for being a huge bitch it's just something I love doing
i wish there was like a secondary sex traits lending library where we could all trade various gender affirming features we weren’t using. someone must want these hips
*should. Should lead to life sentences for treason.
Wont though. Won’t actually.
"Just be yourself "
You mean the thing that ruined my life?
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Coworker asked me to stop grabbing him by the ankles and throwing him across the room. Very rude of him. If he asks again I'm going to grab him by the ankles and throw him across the room
Scientists announced today that no one listens to them anyway, so just go nuts
I'm sorry I was so weird the other night that's how I am every night
met god..... she's a DEI hire
You cannot be both pro-life and a fan of Willy Wonka.
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
Look pal, to get where I am today, I had to overcome SEVERAL obstacles, and I succeeded OCCASIONALLY
Honestly more interested in your Apple Podcasts wrapped
gimme a break
*Amelia Bedelia snaps my neck
If you ever need me I’m just a couple of unanswered phone calls and unread messages away.
Still screaming 😱😱😱
you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
Destroy this myth. Please share if you have visited and researched in a library this past year! RT And give a shout out to your favorite library you have ever visited.
