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Mid-20s / dyke 4 trans rights πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ˜·

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A senior lab-mix dog standing on a deck at night. She is looking up expectantly.

A senior lab-mix dog standing on a deck at night. She is looking up expectantly.

This old lady rlly wanted to smoke with me but I had to be like no I'm so sorry ma'am...I cannot give you weed even if you make a lot of eye contact. Because I am mean.

11.10.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The way I'm being charged for 2 separate prescriptions because they don't make my dose as a single pill...*and* they managed to short me a few pills for one of them :/

22.06.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every day and night for like four days straight 😭

21.06.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Enough with the quebec nationalism IT'S LATE and I have a BUSY WEEKEND of EARLY MORNINGS

21.06.2025 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The st. jean festival started at 11am and it is now 2am.. It's been non-stop party music and yelling for like 15 hours.. please I need to sleep😭😭

21.06.2025 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Put Kermit the Frog on Hot Ones

15.06.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lets take a look inside this geode πŸ§ΆπŸ‘€

#crochetgeode #geodecrochet #craftyintentions #amigurumi #sparklycrochet #crochetvibes #yarnmagic #handmadetreasure #makersgonnamake #crackitopen #geode #geology #crochet

12.06.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 261    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Good news: there are little bees in my yard
Bad news: I might be a bit allergic to grass

13.06.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

won't someone stand up for what's right. won't someone be the hero we need and produce an on-the-street tiktok series where they tell men they are wearing way too much fucking cologne

13.06.2025 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
its a drawing of an ant farm but all the ants are actually my cat b-man, and its not knocked over cause i took this picture this morning it was in PRISTINE condition who the FUCK went in my room!?!

its a drawing of an ant farm but all the ants are actually my cat b-man, and its not knocked over cause i took this picture this morning it was in PRISTINE condition who the FUCK went in my room!?!

ok which one of you son of a guns knocked over my prized b-ant farm.........NOT funny!!!!

03.01.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 745    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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Honestly so many animals remind me of b-man I should draw a new b-manimal daily I think it’d be good for my mental health

02.03.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1248    πŸ” 225    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally *surrounded* by dudes coughing their lungs out on the bus home :/
5 hours of plague ratssss (no offence 2 rats, I love u guys)

08.06.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SHE WAS THERE AFTER ALL, I GOT MY BOOK SIGNED AND LIFE IS WORTH LIVING

07.06.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There was supposed to be a signing, I brought my hardcover copy of Skim on the bus with me😭 I kinda wish the organizers would say something when a big name has to cancel. Still super excited, but the bad luck is hilarious

07.06.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg..the 1st time I went to TCAF one of my favourite artists was going to be there & they dropped out at the last minute, and tomorrow will be my 2nd TCAF and I think it happened again with another one of my all-time favourites 😭

07.06.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss being able to travel without multiple sick adults open mouth coughing every couple minutes :/

06.06.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking about bringing some mini zines to TCAF so I can give a silly lil thing to my favourite artists. I'm assuming it would be fun/neutral for them and not weird/presumptuous of me? We shall see

30.05.2025 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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what the hell. sure

28.05.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Been getting into doing fakey digital lino cut stuff and it's pretty fun. Oooo I put a block of colour over my sketch & I'm carving away at itttt

27.05.2025 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a stylized 3d render of a kid drawing at a table, surrounded by ancient fish and sea creatures of the devonian and silurian.

a stylized 3d render of a kid drawing at a table, surrounded by ancient fish and sea creatures of the devonian and silurian.

ancient friends

26.05.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8454    πŸ” 1919    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 16
Five small stickers of weird little guys drawn in Sharpie. Three silly yellow flower-like faces with cat mouths, a long bunny head, and a pink blob labelled as Baby Bacteria. The shapes are roughly cut by hand.

Five small stickers of weird little guys drawn in Sharpie. Three silly yellow flower-like faces with cat mouths, a long bunny head, and a pink blob labelled as Baby Bacteria. The shapes are roughly cut by hand.

My animals...
(Doodles on sticker paper)

25.05.2025 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Loveeee to get mail from the local catholic churches begging for money. Fuck right off :)

19.05.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Desperately want to see Melissa Etheridge & the Indigo Girls at Cityfolk but the tickets for just that one day are $69.60 each😭😭😭

17.05.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The baby birds that live in my wall are so talkative

16.05.2025 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A blurry nighttime photo of a dog walking on the edge of a ditch. She is mostly black, with a white snout and legs. The leash is pulled taut because I didn't want us to fall into the ditch

A blurry nighttime photo of a dog walking on the edge of a ditch. She is mostly black, with a white snout and legs. The leash is pulled taut because I didn't want us to fall into the ditch

Old dogs with weak legs will say. Hey, let's walk right on the edge of a ditch :)

28.04.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A gray tabby cat playing with a pink and white fuzzy toy. She's lying on her side with her tongue out. She's wearing a harness and is on a wood deck

A gray tabby cat playing with a pink and white fuzzy toy. She's lying on her side with her tongue out. She's wearing a harness and is on a wood deck

Silly face alertttt

27.04.2025 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hobbies include: going to an event & turning on the HEPA filter they have but are choosing to ignore

26.04.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fascinating words from a man who got rid of the cabinet positions for women & gender equality AND disability rights.

20.04.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're small and simple but I'm super slow, so it's taken me like a hundred years to get that done lmao

20.04.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm trying to crochet a blanket and I'm on square 54 out of 357πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘οΈ

20.04.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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