@intergalacticchimp.bsky.social
Host of the "Monkey See Funky News" stream. Left AF. My opinions are unfortunately my own. 😉 twitch.tv/intergalactic_chimp YT: Chimp of the Cosmic Dawn https://www.paypal.me/IntergalacticChimp
Ah, it's good to see the causeway. 🙂
02.07.2025 21:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is what I do before I ever say a word(typically):
24.05.2025 17:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My toast was dry, but the yolk of my eggs helped it go down easier.
A few moments after I finish my breakfast, my big, ol male cat comes up and rubs his face on mine and that's when I smell it: butter breath.
🤦♂️
That will be the last time I leave anything around that food bandit. Lol.
Waiting for my toast to pop this morning, I left the kitchen for less than 30 seconds.
When I returned, the last bit of butter in the dish was gone all of a sudden.
Odd. I look at my usual suspect: the 4-year-old.
He denies eating the butter. After asking him twice, I believe him.
Not mine, but I know someone is in desperate need of a laugh out there. Hope this finds you.
06.05.2025 18:02 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Like a Starfleet Phaser, my cat's face is typically set on stunned
02.05.2025 16:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So, since The Brave & The Bold has been announced, let's break down something real quick....
BATMAN'S ROBINS:
Dick Grayson: Batman with sticks
Jason Todd: Batman with guns
Tim Drake: Batman with a big stick
Damien Wayne: Little Batman with swords
I just finally finished "North of North", and I am can firmly state that I was not disappointed by this series. If you haven't checked it out yet, it's definitely worth the binge session.
(On Netflix atm. Not sure if it's on CBC Gem.)
I was compared to Thomas Ian Griffith today.
It's official: I look like a villain.
😆😆
30.03.2025 03:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
see you in 5
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Well, that was interesting...
#FirstTattoo
#BetterLateThanNever
Everywhere is a bed to Ares.
18.03.2025 00:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
4 minutes in:
Toronto is a goal up and a man down, as they go into a power play against Calgary.
3 staples of modern action tv/movie soundtracks:
- the hives
-the vines
-the strokes
"No, you're not hearing me right...
I didn't say, 'beef is deer.'
I said, ' beef with a deer.'"
More like "out-for-blood moon" this morning. yeesh.
8.5 years later and Glen finally gets his revenge on Keagan.
Awesome voice actor choice for Conquest.
Wrote this on FB. Swear I should have read something to that effect in here by now. Lol. Enjoy.
13.03.2025 07:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That odd sensation you get when you finish cooking your breakfast 3 minutes before the power goes out.
Eating in near darkness leaves something to be desired, but at least my food & coffee were hot.
Watching content & doing some light gaming.
twitch.tv/intergalactic_chimp
Playing 'Indigo Park' and watching some news reaction vids.
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Going live @ Noon Time (EST)
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Someone should ask @brianglenntv.bsky.social if he's got a gem in his belly button.
Because he looks like a troll doll with a buzz cut in a cheap hand-me-down suit.
Cruel and unusual punishment would be having to carpool with him and Howard Lutnick for the next 4 years.
Streaming tonight and talking about today's disaster at the Oval Office, the history of Ukraine's fight against Russia, break down the military and humanitarian aide, and why and how Trump is bending a knee to Putin.
twitch.tv/intergalactic_chimp
I got my butt kicked for the past week by a terrible cold. lost my voice. didn't even really have the energy to edit my last stream....til now.
I know its a week late, but better late than never. I'll be back up and running tonight.
youtu.be/0Z6EZDqlcMY
Those are all his illegitimate children, all grown up lol
26.02.2025 07:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So glad im not the only one that caught that! lol
26.02.2025 07:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
