Lina Morgan

I love when a cis person introduces me to another trans woman. I always say, "hi, I'm what happens when you wait too long".

Why not?

a woman in a blue shirt is being brushed by a man in a red jacket Alt: a man in a red shirt places a birthday hat on a bumpy foreheaded alien fellar in a yellow shirt.

whatever you say, shnookums.

a man in a red costume is playing a guitar Alt: a man in a red costume is playing a guitar

this is you rn. and you are lying. you doth protest too much methinks. you are very merry! you are 100% a merry man.

Never, not once, you mean?

"Come back you bitches" always gets 'em.

Harris County GOP paid anti-trans activist Riley Gaines $25K to speak Business is booming for Riley Gaines.

As first reported by @msjpauly.bsky.social and @pablo.show, the Harris County GOP gave Riley Gaines $25,000 to speak at the 2025 Lincoln Reagan Dinner with Gov. Greg Abbott. Here's a little more context on that, plus Gaines' relationship with the Texas GOP: www.chron.com/culture/arti...

I am blocked by a number of people that rivals folks with, like, 5 times my follower count and it is just baffling to me. Is it because I'm too sad? Is it because I feel bad about me and I say so a lot on main? Is it my politics? Is it the overall vibe?

I want to be friends! Come back, you bitches!

Every time I check I discover *so many* more people have me blocked on here. And for the life of me I have NO. IDEA. WHY.

Like, what am I missing? Why am I Bad Actually? I can change*!

*i won't probably tbh

Something I enjoy about Donald Trump is that he smiles the same way small children who haven't learned how to smile yet do.

I accidentally linked someone to the pilot episode of Song vs Song and they were, like, WHO IS THIS? Anyway, I haven't listened to the beginning in years and... I like these guys? They're so upbeat? What happened?

*looks in the mirror and remembers the last 7 years*

ah. or, conversely, AHHHHHH!!!!

Nothing pleases me more than watching the NYT eat crow.

a rage wojak pulling his eyes out

And now we cut to a live shot of Stephen Miller.

On the list of things you can take away from this meeting, one thing is that Mamdani and Trump both think the mainstream Democratic party are feckless and frequently weak-willed.

And they're both right about that. Good, I guess?

Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

I appreciate that there are logical reasons for why Trump is playing so nice with Mamdani, but you can't tell me that your mouth isn't on the fucking floor watching this even knowing that it can't last. I don't believe you.

Donald loves Zohran

the son he always wanted

Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide

trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker

my jaw is on the floor and yet im completely unsurprised. trump’s only political conviction is that he loves a handsome winner

I mean we're not going to see 26 episodes of ANY show.

I don't feel optimistic about it partly because I find the people who took over Paramount loathsome, but, yeah, there's nothing to really say until there's something to really say.

There's no guarantee that anyone who didn't like the last batch of Trek shows will like the next iteration. So it's not really anything to crow about regardless of who takes over.

There's a rumor going around that "Kurtzman Trek" is ending. Which, uh... yeah. Duh. Paramount is under new management and they have their own ideas for a lot of things, Star Trek included.

Nothing is official so anyone reporting on it now is doing so because they hate "woke" Trek, but still. Duh.

I will not contribute to trans infighting today I will not contribute to trans infighting today I will not contribute to trans infighting today I will not contribute to trans infighting today I will not contribute to trans infighting today I will not contribute to trans infighting today I will not c

"In the Cards" is a cellular regeneration and entertainment chamber and anyone who disagree is a soulless minion of orthodoxy.

I dreamt that my dad came back to help us clean out the spare closet upstairs. He was so grumpy until we found these old pictures of us playing baseball in the backyard on my birthday.

His brother was farting so much that day. "It smells like a freakin' tank" he'd yell, like he wasn't responsible.

The other day a guy asked me what restaurants in my neighborhood I'd recommend and then told me what ChatGPT thought was the right answer.

Why bother asking me if you're going to check my math with the robot who lies?

I am an affront to God tbqh