mother nature’s bitch

As Ukrainian, reading the news today makes me want to throw up so much.

Audrey Horne with a cigarette. Twin Peaks S01E05 - The One-Armed Man.

Twin Peaks: Audrey Horne with a cigarette.

The drugstore ones don’t really do much (maybe hydrate a bit?), but there are some high end ones, mostly from professional brands that are super good. $$$$ tho

Cooking little traditional Ukrainian cakes following the recipe in the website of a very popular Ukrainian chef. The cakes are in the “cooking with no power”, for recipes that one can cook during blackouts, due to Russian bombardment of critical civilian infrastructure. The cakes are great.

Newsweek’s infamous 17 July 1995 cover: “Bisexuality: Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.”

A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂

“Reasonably” is a flexible number! Would love to follow the cuttings to soil experiment

She is 13 years old, she is blind, she feel out of 8th floor window when she was 3, she was evacuated from Ukraine the first week of the war and now has a Dutch passport. I hope she lives to be 100 and by the looks of it, it very well may happen!!!

The cat fucking fell out of the second floor window during the night. We have a marquee so she used that to slow down the fall and she is absolutely fine, just very mad she had to spend time outside and not under my blanket. I can’t believe that bitch

I am Ukrainian, we did not have Pee-wee Herman but we had Verka Serdyuchka and that is why I grew up gay (that’s what my dad thinks). But a kid absolutely should have a drag queen show it’s so good for kids soul and heart, my opinion will not change.

Learned about Pee-wee Herman today and watched some videos of his show. Every normal culture should have a kids show led by a drag queen and what I saw in those clips was a drag queen.

established dominance in the dutch dmv by using the middle stall in the bathroom.

No this isn’t satire

Entering recession while unemployed feels weirdly powerful, like I’m leading the charge of chaos and decline. In reality it would suck ass, of course, the riders of apocalypse barely farting their way through, but the reality is what you make of it!

Partially and partially maybe a result of many “food deserts”? Like if you need to drive an hour to get to a half-decent grocery store, you’re unlikely to have access to fresh produce and mostly rely on canned? Not sure what is the % split between the two

I’m talking about serious yearning, not the bedroom pop about bubblegums. “I need to be digging dirt with my bare hands” level of yearning. The “Leaving Eden” one.

P annoyed at my inability to find female-produced music that can match the levels of sapphic yearning previously only achieved by Hozier, a notable MAN. Any suggestions welcome

Put a ton of ice in my Owala bottle, kept it on the bedside table overnight and it indeed held the ice pretty well and I still have icy water. Still amazed when company’s promises are kept

Tried BBQ chicken intestines today. So crispy and nice but hard to look at the form and not remind myself what I’m eating.

Had a dream about Sufjan Stevens this week. Good sign or no??

Absolutely every place that I used to go to for it has run out of buckwheat tea. Was there an issue with buckwheat harvest last year? Was buckwheat found to be carcinogenic? I need my tea!!!

Some of my best friends are breweries

If he’s in it for the fashion then FOR SURE

This is so very nice!

Great job spindlypete’s mama!!!

Dr Pepper & Cream Soda tastes like what I imagine a vintage Chanel powder to taste like.

Went on a walk with 6 sighthounds. Had a friend with her toddler over for tea. Cooking lunch and the sun is out. Still can’t think about much anything other than yesterday news from Oval Office.

Had my last day at the office yesterday and everyone kept very nicely asking what my plans for the future are and i just said “take a nap” every time and I never once lied

Ohhh nice, thanks for the tip! I found seeds that seem to match the description, fingers crossed

Had my first driving lesson in NL and that went as poorly as it could. On the other side of the spectrum of human experiences - made anchovy butter for breakfast (sourdough, butter, tomatoes) and that went as beautifully as it could.

need to read up on that, maybe therein lies the solution to me (a human flower) surviving the dark as well