𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕕 𝕞

My forehead

Shit endorses poop for toilet

been feeling creative lately, here’s some recents I *actually* like. All #digitalcollage and manipulation

Happy “random 70 degree March day” Chicagoland!! 🌞 celebrate appropriately (day drinking outside duh)

I can’t believe the power mustached men hold over me 😔

being an old married person is what I was always meant to do. It’s my favorite thing.

good evening, and capital F-U-C-K Fetterman

✨❗️📸

Good therapy sesh today 😌✨

(thrifting followed by a glass of wine)

still impressed with myself for this one 👇🏼

Awh happy birthday 😋🫶🏼🎉

#CBS = Controlled Bull Shit. Censored By Shitheads? Either applicable

Making a 4+ hour drive on Friday the 13th to head to a funeral with the side of the family I don’t like or talk to. Gr8 vibes.

Cardi B responds to the Department of Homeland Security’s recent attack on her character:

“If we talking about drugs let’s talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to r*pe them. Why yall don’t wanna talk about the Epstein files?”

Oh Pam… can’t you see the writing on those walls as they close in on you?? ⌛️

☹️🫶🏼

HAHAHAHA 💚💙😋😘 hawkkkkkkkks

Unidos somos América.

The owner of the Seahawks IS NOT in the Epstein Files.

Robert Kraft is.

GO SEAHAWKS.

Happy #SuperBowlSunday Robert Kraft can go fuck himself with a cactus. 🥰🏈

Donald Trump is:

- Openly racist
- Covering up evidence he may have sexually abused children
- Directly responsible for the murder of US citizens by masked agents of the state
- Openly looting the treasury and taking bribes from foreign leaders
- Polling at 38% amongst the American people

I used to sit outside and take pictures of the moon all the time. I haven’t done it in ages but something tonight I couldn’t ignore. 🌝🤍

Nickelback hate is so forced

VOTE DEM IF YOU LOVE STATES RIGHTS. THE TEACHINGS OF JESUS AND *checks notes* THE SECOND AMENDMENT…? 🇺🇸 brb buying a “COME & TAKE IT” sticker. 🙃

“Where’s Cardi B with a fistful of shoes when you need her?”

— Jimmy Kimmel comments on Nicki Minaj recently meeting with Donald Trump.

In case you don't really have a dog in this fight and haven't decided who to root for yet.

ew

QUEEN