Reporter: Do aliens exist?

Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth

The Spire awakens once more in Steam Early Access on March 5, 2026! ⚔️

New characters, enemies, environments & more await you in Slay the Spire 2, the sequel to the iconic roguelike deckbuilder.

Will you attempt the climb alone... or enlist the aid of your fellow adventurers?

everyone on august 27

I keep seeing folks say they'll just accept a Teen Friendly account on Discord rather than scan or ID and I don't know if I wanna mass normalize leaving NSFW pals out in the cold yet again. Especially with all the censorship stuff goin on I think we gotta stand with the freaks now more than ever.

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

You should be allowed to debone this guy

words we will ALL be saying in 2026:

estrogenuinely
testonestly

I can't think of anything else sorry

#OneShot

being gay lets you cast ball lightning

why don't you join Teamspeak? everyone's on Guilded right now. Guilded is basically Mumble. Join Revolt, join Rootapp, join Stoat. Stoat is Discord but better. Everyone's on Stoat, you'll love Stoat. Stoat has it for you.

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

I got an email saying that they cannot review email submissions, and only receive customer support questions through this form: dis.gd/contact

I would try submitting a complaint through there.

if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this

Decomposition final boss

Art!

a poorly edited screenshot of Poker Night at the Inventory with Beat from UNBEATABLE, Grif from Red vs. Blue, Quattro Bajeena from Gundam, and Pixy from Ace Combat edited over the players.

witness my vision

New title screen!
#RabbitAndSteel

(Update is out in 2 days!)

JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

Unfortunately, miss Housing Belf was caught wearing jewelry with green gems (evil) and summarily thrown into Murder Row as dungeon trash upon entering Silvermoon. We mourn her loss. 💔

Save 10% on Bladesong on Steam The ultimate swordmaking game. Forge unique weapons with freeform blade shaping and modular hilts, perfectly balanced to your customers’ needs. Master the art of smithing and uncover the secrets of Er...

Bladesong - Early access blacksmithing game. It's not "realistic" blacksmithing, but it's still really fucking cool, has incredible depth and tech, and has a shockingly interesting world/story. Even after beating the current campaign I want to keep playing
store.steampowered.com/app/2305640

In Stars And Time on Steam Live with the ever-present burden of being trapped in a time loop only you can know about in this turn-based RPG. Create a better future for you and your friends. Find hope where there is none left. P...

In Stars And Time - Mental Health RPG that is now my scrimblo. This was utterly wonderful in the "I can't play it again or go 100% it because I don't want to hurt the characters again" kind of way
store.steampowered.com/app/1677310/...

PROXIMATE on Steam Congratulations, contractor! You've been approved to trial our cutting-edge AI visor. Use it to explore the Neuras lab and recover the staff's research. Your visor is safe, reliable, and up to 99% acc...

Proximate - Interesting Iron Lung-like! I think its focus on horror comedy makes it a little less effective than Iron Lung, and some of the jokes admittedly just fall flat, but it's still an interesting gameplay premise
store.steampowered.com/app/2957800/...

Save 30% on The Exit 8 on Steam You are trapped in an endless underground passageway. Observe your surroundings carefully to reach "The Exit 8".

The Exit 8 - Neat little find-the-difference horror puzzle game. Short and sweet, some of the anomalies were startling in a fun way
store.steampowered.com/app/2653790/...

Save 20% on Captain Wayne - Vacation Desperation on Steam Captain Wayne is an intense, fast-action Retro Shooter about a sailor with a SHOTGUN for an ARM!! With a cartoony, hand-drawn art style and gory gameplay, you'll have to mow down enemies through 8 act...

Captain Wayne Vacation Desperation - Fucking 10/10 retro shooter. Charming as hell, plays well, is easily readable, it's got everything. Retroactively my GOTY 2025
store.steampowered.com/app/2319790/...

The Auto Sort Is Broken on Steam Set in a universe parodying poorly managed MMORPGs, even the inventory sort feature has stopped working. It's now up to you to organize the players' messy bags and handle their occasional complaints.

The Auto Sort Is Broken - It's Fine(tm)? I like this style of game, but this one in particular felt a lot more bland than the RE-themed ones, and the timed puzzles were just kinda lame.
store.steampowered.com/app/3201030?...

I've put it off long enough, games of 2026 thread (last year's thread here bsky.app/profile/funk...)