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Wizard of a Glucoast has me WEAK

A pair of satellites are creating artificial solar eclipses to provide on-demand totality for scientists. The precise choreography is done autonomously with GPS navigation, star trackers, lasers and radio links.
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Hold tight Los Angeles.

You fucking heroes.

Pete and I were trying to figure out the second one 😂

Okay @samreich.bsky.social @dropout.tv @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social- which food in the pants came first: Game Changer or VIP?

I love you, Rat Jesus

My favorite part of popification so far is all the bands with silly hats

The Holy Spirit moved with a quickness… #habemuspapam

Source: chronicallyillmemes on Instagram

We’re calling this “controlling what we can when things feel out of control”

Art is fun

Happy Easter to me!!

Famed Sherpa guide will attempt to climb Mount Everest for a 31st time and break his own record One of the greatest mountain guides will attempt to scale the world’s highest peak for the 31st time — and possibly the 32nd time as well — and break his own record.

One of the greatest mountain guides will attempt to scale the world's highest peak for the 31st time — and possibly the 32nd time as well — and break his own record.

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I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

JUST IN: Sen. Van Hollen says he is going to El Salvador tomorrow to see if he can talk to Abrego Garcia.

Why does my instant vanilla latte taste like stale microwave popcorn?

Half a million dollars to go to space for a few minutes.

Half a million dollars would solve about 90% of my problems and then some.

Panem et circenses.

Reading The Hunger Games while watching a bunch of different celebrities congratulating Gayle King going to space sets off a lot of alarm bells. The Capitol is alive and well.

To the man who called the wrong number and got me instead of his broker: I think you missed the window on Tesla stock.

I’m just so tired of constantly feeling like I’m drowning

Saying "Doomsday Clock or regular?" when someone asks what time it is

Welp. My allergist, who is like the best in my state for MCAS, is changing to a direct payment model. $750 a year. No more insurance.

I am going to lose access to specialist care. I took at least 4-5 medications prescribed by this doctor and was finally having symptom relief.

Insurance is a SCAM

My new mantra

Last night’s @gamechangershow.bsky.social made me laugh the hardest I’ve laughed in a LONG time. And it was deeply needed.

I haven’t laughed that hard in a really long time

Days like today are good days to reread The Hunger Games.

There is no greater representation of purgatory than a BMV on a Saturday morning.

Was anyone gonna tell me that you originated the at least 74 currently practicing shark experts meme, or was I just supposed to read that on BlueSky myself??