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I overused the this is fine dog meme in the past because I didn't anticipate just how 'fine' my health was about to get [pic of this is fine dog fire meme]

Wizard of a Glucoast has me WEAK

A pair of satellites are creating artificial solar eclipses to provide on-demand totality for scientists. The precise choreography is done autonomously with GPS navigation, star trackers, lasers and radio links.
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Hold tight Los Angeles.

You fucking heroes.

Pete and I were trying to figure out the second one 😂

Okay @samreich.bsky.social @dropout.tv @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social- which food in the pants came first: Game Changer or VIP?

I love you, Rat Jesus

My favorite part of popification so far is all the bands with silly hats

The Holy Spirit moved with a quickness… #habemuspapam

How I would sleep if I didn't have multiple chronic illnesses: [rich girl from Powerpuff Girls, sleeping with her money]

Source: chronicallyillmemes on Instagram

A colored picture of eggs, milk, bread, a sugar jar, and a brown paper bag

A colored page with a lamp with green shade, illuminating an apple stacked on my books next to a mushroom and yellow flower

We’re calling this “controlling what we can when things feel out of control”

An image of a pinecone colored to look like it is embroidered

Art is fun

Opening a God Pack on Pokemon TCG Player

Happy Easter to me!!

Famed Sherpa guide will attempt to climb Mount Everest for a 31st time and break his own record One of the greatest mountain guides will attempt to scale the world’s highest peak for the 31st time — and possibly the 32nd time as well — and break his own record.

One of the greatest mountain guides will attempt to scale the world's highest peak for the 31st time — and possibly the 32nd time as well — and break his own record.

From The Onion: Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society

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Headline: ICE came for their neighbor so these Tennesseans formed a human chain to protect him

I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

JUST IN: Sen. Van Hollen says he is going to El Salvador tomorrow to see if he can talk to Abrego Garcia.

Why does my instant vanilla latte taste like stale microwave popcorn?

Half a million dollars to go to space for a few minutes.

Half a million dollars would solve about 90% of my problems and then some.

Panem et circenses.

Reading The Hunger Games while watching a bunch of different celebrities congratulating Gayle King going to space sets off a lot of alarm bells. The Capitol is alive and well.

To the man who called the wrong number and got me instead of his broker: I think you missed the window on Tesla stock.

I’m just so tired of constantly feeling like I’m drowning

Saying "Doomsday Clock or regular?" when someone asks what time it is

Welp. My allergist, who is like the best in my state for MCAS, is changing to a direct payment model. $750 a year. No more insurance.

I am going to lose access to specialist care. I took at least 4-5 medications prescribed by this doctor and was finally having symptom relief.

Insurance is a SCAM

A white dog sitting half submerged in a lawn chair. There is text above the dog that reads “it’s going to be okay” and text below that reads “but it’s going to be different”

My new mantra

Last night’s @gamechangershow.bsky.social made me laugh the hardest I’ve laughed in a LONG time. And it was deeply needed.

I haven’t laughed that hard in a really long time

Days like today are good days to reread The Hunger Games.

There is no greater representation of purgatory than a BMV on a Saturday morning.

Was anyone gonna tell me that you originated the at least 74 currently practicing shark experts meme, or was I just supposed to read that on BlueSky myself??