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Through 25 minutes:

Shots -
Leeds 7
City 0

Touches in opp box -
Leeds 10
Man City 0

Corner -
Leeds 2
Man City 0

We need a logo for Claude… what simple design would represent it best?

How about a puckered anus?

I swear microfibre cloths are telepathic and know when you're looking for them.

Premier League: How late goals continue to cost Leeds After conceding another late goal on Saturday, we look at the stats that show Leeds would be seventh in the Premier League if games ended after 85 minutes.

I knew I'd hate the table in this www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Good test of the trending topics in that the top one is Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and it doesn't load…

Unless you're a member of the official Opposition or you're Hank Marvin, Bruce Welch, Jet Harris or Tony Meehan you have no right to call yourself a Shadow.
Zia Yusuf is either deluded and/or thick. Neither is a good look.

What the hell is a "home draw"?!

An AI Agent Published a Hit Piece on Me Summary: An AI agent of unknown ownership autonomously wrote and published a personalized hit piece about me after I rejected its code, attempting to damage my reputation and shame me into acceptin…

I guess they included some really ranty stuff in the training data

theshamblog.com/an-ai-agent-...

It's Mandatory Monday and AI is clearly the future.
mandatoryrollercoaster.com/post/8081046...

Liam Rosenior ANGRY after referee's decision cost Chelsea the win vs Leeds 😡 YouTube video by TNT Sports Football

Can someone who knows Liam show him the rules then?

It is an offence if a player scores [a] goal:
• directly from their hand/arm, even if accidental, including by the goalkeeper
• immediately after the ball has touched their hand/arm, even if accidental

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV1w...

Go to settings -> languages and check no language set for content languages, as this will block posts in other languages:

Also, settings -> moderation -> Bluesky Moderation service and check what's being hidden. I hear they like to label things "Rude" and the default for that is to hide.

Accurate

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Hello new friend

Spurs next three league games look interesting.

76% - Leeds United have earned 76% of their Premier League points this season at Elland Road (22/29), the highest proportion at home of any side in the division this term. Fortress.

Ban on asylum seekers using taxis for medical appointments comes into force It comes after a BBC investigation which showed people travelling long distances at high cost.

"It was revealed in November that an average of £15.8m had been spent a year on taxis for asylum seekers."

So, are the taxi drivers going to cope with a £16m hole in their income?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Happy "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!!

Dara Ó Briain returns to host Mock The Week, with panellists revealed - British Comedy Guide Dara Ó Briain is returning to host Mock The Week, he has confirmed. Returning panellists for the show are named as Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard, Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Katherine Ryan, Rhys James, Sar...

Huh. They've revived Mock the Week.

www.comedy.co.uk/tv/fyi/998/d...

No. The answer was no.

Can Man City come back from 2-0 down on a cold night in Norway?

Bodø/Glimt... blimey

No YOU hacked together a shit drawing program, so you could use it to draw a loading screen to game that doesn't exist, that you imagined existed, whilst nosing at books in the library

'Tis the season...

Artist: Ninj https://b3ta.com/board/11424038

Match finishes...

Samsung Health App: Good workout!

Dominic Calvert-Lewin's equaliser for Leeds against Sunderland means he has now scored in each of his last six Premier League games, the longest streak by an English striker since Jamie Vardy in 2019 (eight games).

He also slightly ruined his previous straight-line goal map...

#SUNLEE

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

How James Dyson’s farming empire may be hit by £120mn in death duties Billionaire known for vacuums and hairdryers has become one of UK’s largest farmers

Somewhat. Though he could just give it to one of his kid more than 7 years before he dies and it wouldn't be an issue at all. www.ft.com/content/e013...

Is this thumbnail meant to make me think I started watching it?

𝐋𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝟒-𝟏 𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞

The Premier League's best away team went to Elland Road and were well and truly swept away.

A big win for Leeds, who go six points clear of the relegation zone.

𝐋𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝟐-𝟎 𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞

Brilliant first half for Leeds and Dominic Calvert-Lewin, who's scored both goals.

Calvert-Lewin is the first Leeds player to score in five successive Premier League games since Mark Viduka in August 2003.