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John M. Duarte

@johnnydpresents.bsky.social

San Fernando Valley Filmmaker & Photographer, That guy you see at screenings, Contributing writer for Daily Dead News and Golden State Ghouls, Co-Founder of Misfits of Cinema productions. Messy Bitch. https://linktr.ee/JohnDuartePresents

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14.06.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Another week, another garbage AI trend. As always, anyone I follow posting AI art is immediately unfollowed and that includes turning yourself into an action figure. Support human artists!

12.04.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Spicy creators! I’m interested in shooting some trade #collabs! Prioritizing femme, LGBTQIA+, and plus-sized performers. DM me if you’d like to work together πŸ’Ÿ

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#spicycreator #spicycontent #nsfwsky #fanslycreator #fansly

21.03.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

The live action of Lilo & Stitch is 2hrs & 39mins???

Really???

12.03.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Who else is celebrating the 30th anniversary of Walt Disney Pictures MAN OF THE HOUSE today? Just me? Ok.

03.03.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 6
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Seriously, the ongoing sandworm gag is PERFECTION. #Oscars

03.03.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we just keep Conan as the Oscars host going forward, for as long as he is willing to do it?

03.03.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If I was in the Academy Awards orchestra after Adrien Brody pulled that self-indulgent bullshit nothing of an acceptance speech, I woulda been waiting backstage for his long winded ass with a sock full of quarters.

03.03.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Next year have Conan host again and have a camera that cuts to Colman Domingo specifically during all the actors speeches. Or during most of the show. That works, too.

03.03.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Anora Winners: Support sex workers! Support indie films! Support indie theaters!

Adrian Brody: Don’t do a Rastafarian character on SNL.

03.03.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God it’s so good to see someone actually funny host this show.

03.03.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

It turns out the Oscars just needed Conan all along.

03.03.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Conan O Brien is the biggest reason why I’m watching the Oscars. So happy to see him get this opportunity.

02.03.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Getting to see MacGruber at Cinefile in Santa Monica with Will Forte there was incredible. I always said that SNL cast he was part of is my absolute favorite. Finally, getting to meet Forte brought me a lot of joy.

26.02.2025 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m so bummed Jason Reitman’s #SaturdayNight got snubbed at the Oscars. That film deserved a ton of nominations especially the amazing set design, costumes, performances, etc.

If Aaron Sorkin wrote the movie everyone would be jizzing all over it and throwing awards at it πŸ™„

25.02.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣 true

18.02.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2025 has been a crazy year already, I won’t be surprised if Randy Quaid puts out a sex tape.

18.02.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Longlegs is finally on Disney plus. Bring the family!

15.02.2025 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wait,…Conclave was a PG???

13.02.2025 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Currently feeling

13.02.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so dumb.

12.02.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don’t believe this Gulf of America bullshit. Apple Maps is still the good ol’ Gulf of Mexico.

12.02.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I could give two shits about the Super Bowl but there’s fast food chain giving out free food tomorrow because of it. So there’s that to look forward to.

WOOO GO SPORTS!

10.02.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same

05.02.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No label has been announced yet

05.02.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dawn of discs reported it

05.02.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guys…holy shit @alexwinter.com

05.02.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

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