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I’m sure it was oral. The dog on her. Dogs can’t consent so it’s sexual assault. And totally disgusting.

LMFAOOOOO

I did NOT just see a grown man in a diaper and onesie on my skyline. Actually, I did and just wish I hadn’t.

Pour one out for the relationships that don't last after buying a couples' costume.

If you say you live freedom but don’t care if it applies to everyone then what you really love is privilege

It would be funny to have a George Floyd vigil across the street. It’s his birthday today, too!

a woman in a green shirt is holding her head and says oh jesus . Alt: a woman in a green shirt is holding her head and says oh jesus .

SKIMS is selling merkins.

Legs in a bubble bath with a bed in the background.

Currently ♥️

I see these videos online of people causing trouble on flights and I just don’t want to ever fly again because I’ll want to punch a motherfucker in their gotdam throat if they get squirrelly. I don’t need to go to jail.

He’s my old man ♥️

A shih tzu mix standing by a pool with a person’s legs and feet in the picture.

Enjoying the cool evening💖

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It was phenomenal!

If you see this, post a concert pic you took.

The Flaming Lips a few weeks ago at the Santa Barbara Bowl🎉

Instead of reading books with my nephew, or taking him outside to play, his mom posts on Facebook all day. I can’t help but think he would be saying a lot more words if she worked with him instead of being all over social media. It angers me.

Every year, on the National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk, I’m going to make a donation to Planned Parenthood.

Looks delicious!

10:03am is too early to be seeing hard core porn on the skyline.

Fawn pitbull looking up at the camera and smiling

Hello from Lady ♥️

He received the Presidential Citizens Medal, the Army Distinguished Public Service Award, and the Congressional Gold Medal.

Going to start signing off my work emails with, “see you in Valhalla.”

Eugene Goodman

THIS is who should be getting a Presidential Medal of Freedom 💯

No. It was a guy named Steve. I’ll miss his cooking and fishing posts!

A Twitter “friend” unfollowed me for not being sad about Charlie Kirk.

Note: I’m under no obligation to feel sorrow for the death of a man who didn’t feel much sorrow for the deaths of a lot of other people. It doesn’t mean I’m glad he’s dead.

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Charcuterie board shaped like a dick and balls

Excuse me Walmart?

That looks amazing!