SmudgeMBE

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First post of the new year 🤫

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Rainy days and fluffy hair

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Bottoms up… 🤣

Finding my body confidence in a recent photo shoot….. 😳

If you need to do that to someone you don’t need an ambo, you need the police 🤣

Made it through the day without falling asleep

Overslept.
Took daughter to flat viewing. Went clothes shopping at Primarni and didn’t strangle anyone with a £2.50 T…. My people skills are improving 😒

She forgets she’s over 40kg and not a lapdog! But she’s loving the U Boat documentary 🤣

Apparently moustaches were the gay renaissance of modern times…. I don’t think I got the memo… I look like the Temu version of Magnum PI

Mine was “Mardi gras” in Blackpool on a mates stag do, snuck out on my own.

Ufm GIF ALT: Ufm GIF

Seems quiet over here at the moment, and that’s ok, less depressing content

Can it technically be “Friday feeling” on a Sunday?

Reintroduction thread:

Name: Smudge
Location: soon to be Surrey
Interests: Tv, movies, studying and dogs.
Job: Soldier

Here for joyous connections and content. Hi 👋

My (possible part) frenchie just likes posing too much to consider harm….

Time will tell lol

a bear standing on its hind legs with the words howdy have a great day written below it . ALT: a bear standing on its hind legs with the words howdy have a great day written below it .

Hmmm, gif selection needs a bit more oomf but it’ll do I suppose 🤣

If you get a random follow, I found you on the horrible app 🤨

Adverts weren’t the problem… fembots were🤣

Giving this a go…. Come on, impress me 🤷🏼‍♂️