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Warglepus

@warglepus.bsky.social

Chaotic tentacle loving gay nerd and blahaj aficionado. Same @ on Twitter, Discord, and Telegram

1,330 Followers  |  686 Following  |  13,036 Posts  |  Joined: 12.07.2023
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Nudist colony for a month until it all grows back it is then

05.03.2026 17:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's a BABY

05.03.2026 17:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do need comfort in this time of difficulty 😔👀

05.03.2026 17:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

According to the comments I am not alone, so yes. We need to start a scientific study immediately.

05.03.2026 17:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But my body hair is one of my main selling points 😭😭

05.03.2026 17:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am comforted by us all suffering together I suppose 🥲

05.03.2026 17:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Brothers in suffering 🥲

05.03.2026 17:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was YOU eating my lower body hair?!? 😱

05.03.2026 17:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mine is trying with limited success 😭

05.03.2026 15:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Finally I can live my femboy dreams

05.03.2026 15:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm pro shorts, mostly anti pants

05.03.2026 14:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think they're being yanked

05.03.2026 14:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am certainly considering this option

05.03.2026 14:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm not wearing skinny jeans or anything, I feel like they're regular baggy but I'm considering it 😭

05.03.2026 14:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
My leg with a strip of hair missing

My leg with a strip of hair missing

Back of my thigh with a bald patch

Back of my thigh with a bald patch

Help my pants keep eating my lower body hair and I don't know how to stop it

Labeled just in case but nothing saucy, sorry kids

05.03.2026 14:02 — 👍 33    🔁 0    💬 13    📌 0
Pics of blahaj and the word art

I treasure my small comforts in this wacky world

Pics of blahaj and the word art I treasure my small comforts in this wacky world

Amen

05.03.2026 13:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No one needs to know my secrets (I should go through and see if any need to be freed tbh)

05.03.2026 03:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Join us 😌

04.03.2026 20:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Simply dying would have probably been preferable 💀

04.03.2026 16:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Damn now I'm getting 🧱

04.03.2026 03:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damn you know how to party 🥵

04.03.2026 02:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hell yeah 💪🏻

04.03.2026 02:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sure! Probably wouldn't build him as a commander since I've already got so many on the burners but I think I could use him on a 99 or two and there could be more gold there... 👀

04.03.2026 02:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah him. Much to think about tbh 🤔🤔🤔

04.03.2026 02:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Big rat 👁️👄👁️

04.03.2026 01:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I got my ballot and I still need to do my research, but it will be done 🫡

04.03.2026 01:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of us, one of us

04.03.2026 01:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Grumpy boyfriend with a girl and blahaj in bed with the text

Ah yes me. My girlfriend. And her blahaj IKEA plush.

Grumpy boyfriend with a girl and blahaj in bed with the text Ah yes me. My girlfriend. And her blahaj IKEA plush.

Sorry Sharkie likes to stretch 🤷🏻‍♂️

03.03.2026 23:22 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(he does)

03.03.2026 23:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Finally someone with taste 🙏🏻

03.03.2026 20:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0