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Deadlock - Monarchs

Committed the tragic crime of being right too early.

two otters one is showing off her baby and the other is showing off a pipe with a headline that says that

being at the age where everyone you know is having children

Every now and then I catch myself thinking Baton Rouge is kinda pretty then I have to stop and ask if I’m just looking at the sky. And sure enough. Every time.

Couldn’t be me. I always know what I’ve done wrong and understand.

Manhwa panel worrying about unanswered texts

Me: frequently get texts / DMs from beloved friends while I’m in the middle of something that I won’t reply to for hours or forget entirely until days later

Also me:

congratulations!

makes a lotta sense, i'll tell you what

insane how hot Marisa Tomei is in My Cousin Vinny

pupyy

🧤Crow Pyne🤠
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I was hospitalized in December. I needed urgent surgery in January. I had surprise dental surgery this week. I am in the US so all this is very expensive. Work is slow and I feel like I'm drowning. Literally any amount helps until I get more steady work. All of it goes to bills.

I am quite fond of Falin Touden

You have to eat healthy. High protein, low carb, dark greens, fiber, it has to be aesthetic, has to fit in a bowl, has to have some avocado in there, has to have a sauce, has to have a little treat on the side, but it has to be vibes based. If you write anything down, you have disordered eating.

RAAAAHHHH I LOVE WOMEN
#deadlock #deadlockfanart

part of playing mobas well is doing the things your character is best at. that's why i played the best silver deadlock match of my life after hitting a beer at 10 am.

Right where I belong. (negative)

I do think the scatological fixation may be holding Edmund McMillan back.

Because it’s off putting to modern sensibilities.

No, because he made a shitty game that’s piss easy.

Aww dang it

i remember watching a pretty early video about bone smashing and just getting really sad once i realized how much of this is just self harm due to body dysmorphia

She got me seeing stars ✨

#deadlock

Your life is yours. And you won’t get any more of it. Don’t give it all away for nothing.

Superpositionnally boycotting the hot new poop and fart game the same way most ppl boycotted Starbucks. Like I wasn’t gonna anyway and I don’t care that much but I might still enjoy the moral high ground if the mood strikes me.

bluesky was a short-lived social media website that was made to prime elder millennials into forwarding chain letters

discord betrayed you? lol, I wouldn’t know, I’ve been self-hosting an open source voip server for the past fifteen years. it’s super low-latency and has much better chat tools than whatever your precious “nitro subscription” gets you. and as soon as I make even one friend,

it drives you insane how much erosion of freedom is justified by concern for kids when the people who actually hurt them will never face consequences

i can tell these are all fake because none of them have slurs in them

Leilei/Hsien-ko from the Darkstalkers series making herself a big cup of tea. She's posed similarly to when she does one of her signature supers, Tenraiha. The tea bag is labeled Tenraicha, or Tea-nraiha.