Go down there, they'll have a line in your vein before they notice you're gone!
Fortunately my wife tells me what we're having for dinner the day before so when the big day comes I'm ready for showtime
The nurses at the cancer center could find a vein in the damn dark.
Okay but . . . Has he ever used "shot" in that way?
Naval mines are more elaborate than land mines. These days, I think they can be deactivated remotely.
It helps to wait until you have the apartment to yourself for a little while
Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).
This war "could have been avoided" by just, like . . . not doing it? It's not like there's a long chain of causation, where one event leads inexorably to the next. Not doing the war was an option right up until they did it!
Lots of us still have pretty fresh memories of being called "America haters" & "Saddam lovers" for saying that invading Iraq was a horrible idea.
So glad this is why I can't get a Steam Deck
And before you know it, 11 years have gone by!
I already think she's great, you don't have to keep selling me!
And it's nice never having to look up how to climb up the registry's butt to fix something that you didn't want to change in the first place
I feel that! Or I did, once my Windows XP machine finally caught a fatal virus.
You do get to spend the occasional day faffing around with it to get something working, but I don't have to do that often at all anymore.
This machine kills fascists.
May I ask why? It's not quite the way of life that it was 15 years ago, but it's still an adjustment, for sure
Yeah you get to learn Libreoffice. It's mostly little differences. Plus it won't randomly start shoving AI agents into everything you want to do, which is nice.
Switch from what? Are you migrating from Windows?
God, I bet his phylactery is disgusting
We understand!
RIP Bud Court So Let’s Talk About The Jaguar E-Type Hearse He Made Famous www.theautopian.com/rip-bud-cour...
I had Omega Supreme!
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
OBAMA: “People make excuses for him. They say he’s not serious. Everything a president says is serious!”🔥
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Comparing Elon to Beavis feels like you're dismissing all of Beavis' contributions to society.
Click and see what this is about, if you dare
americans hate it when they're shown on tv doing something cool
"Deep Space Nine"
. . . ladies
