No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Star Trek Deep Space 9 scene. We're in a hall of some kind, kind of smoky and dimly lit like a bar in Wisconsin after 8pm. Lots of Klingons are sitting and chatting in the background, must be meat raffle night. Up close, Worf and another Klingon are standing and talking. The other Klingon kind of looks like if Sisko was wearing Klingon loaf in disguise. Both have long and luscious flowing hair and are dressed in traditional Klingon uniforms with silver plated shoulder/chestal areas. Closed caption reads, "The idea is to eat, drink, stay awake all night."

a menu with a food item called seizure salad

The FBI right now could probably use all those experienced senior career professionals with decades of investigative experience that they fired for absolutely no reason.

A poem about Wing Stop written by Pittsburgh's Poetess, Rachel Ann Bovier. It reads as follows: I stopped on a whim And it won't be the last Because the unbelievable wings A spell they had cast Not kidding at all I ate em in a minute And going back to Wing-Stop There won't be a limit And may I be bold I'm taking this stancd Other places competing They don't have a chance And so I think you great staff For all that you do Feeding the masses And then some too

I love Pittsburgh's Poetess so much

i think in a few decades we will view what being online has done to certain peoples brains the way we view the effects of lead poisoning on society

Imagining the satisfaction of beating this gang of petty criminals, sycophants, and incompetents should be enough to outweigh any doomerism that creeps in. I'm no optimist but I find myself feeling more energized as this bullshit wears on

I told you we’d be back

Ok the sticker this year is fun!

Abolish ICE is the compromise position. What we actually need is full scale prosecutions and long term prison sentences for every one of these wannabe gestapo thugs for violating civil rights.

This is the crucial revelation of authoritarian movements in the 21st C: you don't have to hide what you're doing. If you create an information ecosystem dysfunctional enough, mistrustful enough, fragmented enough, you can act in the open, confident that the truth will never be clearly conveyed.

If I were JD Vance, I would consider whether God is perhaps sending me some fairly specific messages

I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.

If you ever think you're a loser just imagine being the world's richest man and using your resources to bring back Hitler after your sperm bribes were rejected

we must return to the times of the forum and curated websites. i don't wanna have to see a bunch of sad and isolated people rehash the same 3 discourses every few days just to be able to post goofs with my friends

Chouriki Sentai Ohranger (1995)
Episode 4

People couldn't handle pronouns in email signatures so we got this instead.

based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens

Screenshot of the Atlantic Signal exchanges, including Michael Waltz saying "the first target - their top missile guy - we had positive ID of him walking into his girlfriend's building and it's now collapsed".

Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and *that* is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?

Painting Death Guard:

the national democratic party is an obstacle to resisting fascism and must be destroyed

erryday im unsubscribing from fuckin emails. like sisyphus on that shit

I like how every fitness brand is basically death metal coded