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Unashamedly nicked from F*c*book. And right on the money.

Thank you

I’ve reported on homelessness for years and met many, many people who have found themselves in awful situations

Every single one of them had more decency and integrity than this privileged plutocrat

25 years ago, I lost my dad to lung cancer. Most of the time, I’m doing OK, but not today💔

Here is Joan with today’s Christmas tree. She’s hoping Santa brings her a crate of hairspray for that bouffanted hair

I hear there’s a rumbling that sweet farmer Rupert is trying to oust Nigel. Who do we side with?

Today’s Christmas tree is from Clint wearing his special Christmas outfit. Give him some praise, he’s desperate for attention

Today’s Christmas tree pic is from Joyce in Wigan.

There’s a bigger issue & why I chose to drop FBPE in the 1st place. Often you follow but then people don’t follow back.
I’d rather make it clear I’m anti Brexit & grow my account as I choose without feeling compelled to have FBPE on it

One of my top 5 most listened to artists on Spotify this year is The Kids From Fame😬🤣

Oh yes Loz Fox is being his usual restrained self over this

Not just TV. It is rampant

Sir Michael, I have told you this. Lovely honest Lee would never do behave in such a way, but layabout out-of-work Gullis would😡

She’s wearing her special Christmas outfit & hair for the occasion

Christmas tree of the day.
This is Enid (the woman not the tree)

Not enough staff to process claims. Plus the whole system of claiming needs complete overhaul for all claiming PIP. I’d like quick results but I want it done properly too

Bravo

Yep, that’s the Tory way. Praise misogyny

Wasn’t aware they could still follow. Definitely needs fixing

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Prince Andrew congratulates Gregg on his excellent rebuttal

I’ve had times when life has been overwhelming but no, right now I’m good. Just ignoring my raging toothache as terrified of dentists

Second reading only. Committee stages next & that’s what they’re there for

If only we had more days in parliament like today. Maybe not such an emotive subject, but genuine polite discussion. Only Jenrick ruining it

It's really telling that Jenrick is the only person who has lowered the tone. Everyone else has been really impressive and thoughtful, on either side.

A remarkable stat: Heidi Alexander’s appointment as Transport Secretary means the cabinet is now 100% state-educated for the first time in history.

Easy block

Moran's point is that if you are against the principle, vote against. But if you are undecided on principle and worry about practicalities, then take it to committee and work on them there. You can always vote against later, at third reading, if you are unsatisfied.

oh FFS nooooooooooo

Have a good Friday