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I unexpectedly watched all of Chad Powers in one night

08.11.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least Sean Bean is another medieval-looking project where his character will probably get killed pretty quick

07.11.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New pitch for a presidential run: Peyton and Eli Manning. They have it all: white, religious, and on TV. Theyโ€™re ready

29.10.2025 05:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe Tilly Norwood can beat Trump

30.09.2025 08:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No easy way to say this: I think we need Sean Evans to run for president

25.09.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s the strangest thing. Time and time again when someone is horrible towards me on the road, the person is driving a Tesla. Not sure why.

12.09.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After careful deliberation, the team is considering other candidates whose background and experience more closely align with whatever vibes we were feelinโ€™ in the moment

10.09.2025 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know itโ€™s time to consuming video podcasts when you recognize the studio theyโ€™re in

21.08.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trying to figure out why waffle towels exist. Couldnโ€™t be for drying off

16.08.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

season 5 is my least fav still

26.07.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The absolute relief of seeing HBO in front of Max again wow

23.07.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you dont think ive seen all 7 episodes of Stick about golf and Owen Wilson, you got another thing comin

07.07.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

watch Pernille

07.07.2025 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Justice prevails

www.nytimes.com/2025/06/21/y...

29.06.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Starting a new business where I procrastinate for you. Let me take the not doing anything off your hands

17.06.2025 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has a name ever matched a person as perfectly as Verne Lundquist

16.06.2025 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Top Chef: Destination Canada But Mostly Just Toronto And Then Weโ€™re Gonna Go To Italy For Some Reason

07.06.2025 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Waiting for a Blue Prince clue reveal at Summer Game Fest

06.06.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Russell Hornsby is in every television drama known to man

03.06.2025 06:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Telling HR I need to go on paid leave because WTF with Marc Maron is ending

02.06.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

quitting my job to play Blue Prince full-time

31.05.2025 05:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t think Iโ€™d be excited for the new Harry Potter series even if JK Rowling was a good person

28.05.2025 07:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

50 years will pass and we will still hear about Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively

20.05.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Reacting to the met gala posts:

05.05.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you drink liquid IV you actually never have to drink water again

04.05.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canโ€™t wait to finally have a quiet evening, curl up on the couch and watch Alec Baldwinโ€™s Rust

02.05.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Suddenly getting really into Aimee Mannโ€™s entire catalog couldnโ€™t be a cry for help

30.04.2025 04:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

getting older is looking at a music venue calendar and not recognizing a soul performing

24.04.2025 07:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing will humble you like a trivia night where the only answer you get is Andy Cohen

24.04.2025 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally confident enough to say I am the best colonoscopy driver in the biz

14.04.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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