Graham Stone Johnson

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Hey y’all! I know it's a long shot, what with, y'know... everything... buuut if anyone knows of anything, I’m on the hunt for a WA/WPA/SC gig. I’ve got:

Samples!

Tenacity!

Most of my hair!

A poster for the werewolf movie Dog Soldiers. It shows a backlit soldier standing in a darkened forest, and the shadow they are casting is of a large werewolf.

A poster for the adventure/drama movie Last of The Dogmen, starring Tom Berenger and Barbara Hershey.

Halloween always reminds me of the time I saved my mom from herself after she rented Dog Soldiers thinking it was Last of The Dogmen.

Thanks for the kind words @paulnewton.bsky.social!

Of course!

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@paulnewton.bsky.social and Matt Carlson’s slasher-comedy feature,
THE FINAL GIRL MUST DIE,
the perfect mix of laughter and splatter!

Yes, but did you like it is the real question 💀🧙‍♀️🎃

Happy to swap regardless of genre! I’ll DM you.

Re-upping, got an empty slate and the offer stands!

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Anybody out there lookin' for a script swap? I prefer half-hour comedies (as that's what you'll get from me), but I'm open to other genres, too! First 3 takers. And... go!

It’s slightly disconcerting when your doctor’s email profile picture is a pizza.

Of course!

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@vreddyauthor.bsky.social‘s
hilarious It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia spec, he nails the tone and character voices perfectly!

Yes, yes I do

Is your pilot a single-ham or a multi-ham?

Occasionally I'll remember the time I met a lady who told me she reads the first AND LAST chapter of a book before deciding if she wants to read the whole thing, and I still haven’t recovered from it.

Sure, you’ve heard of "The Secret," but how about "The Shriekret?" It’s where you shriek into the void until you die, still never having gotten that promotion. Highly recommend!

Self-Help and The Art of Building a Self-Help Book-Shelf for All of Your Self-Help Books That Haven't Helped, UNTIL THIS ONE.

Thanks!

Thanks! You, too!

ISA TOP READS FALL 2025 The ISA Top Reads for FALL 2025 have been announced! The writers' projects have been evaluated by multiple ISA readers, advancing through multiple stages of the Writing Gig consideration process, cont...

I’m on this list! Congrats to the rest of the writers included!

Welcome to the Jung-le: An Analytical Look Into the Influence of Having Money on Procuring One’s Disease

“Do one thing every day that scares you.” - Todd

(who is no longer welcome at Monsterpalooza)

The Venn diagram of target audience for this joke is me and me alone.

So at what point do we think McGee started listing names and selecting Nick to be "God's Hands?"

TIL: If you play the Graphic Notation of my hairline, you'll hear Enya's "Only Time."

🎶Get outta my room!
You’re not my real dad!🎶
-teen angst Billy Ocean

If you ever wonder what it’s like to live in LA: I just remembered the time we were going to adopt a puppy but they gave it to Moby instead.

I feel your frustration. I’m in this collection that was also scraped.

Of course! This was a lot of fun!