I’m gonna be mad if I find out that the key is scoring with men is just to be more confident and horny towards them.

Come over here and sit by me. Preferably on my face.

I’ve been there. So fun!

Omg 😁🥰

🎶 Fat Canadian Cocks 🎶

When I got over rejection sensitivity and decided I’d try to enjoy the body I have now vs. the one I thought I’d have by now my entire perspective on sex and relationships changed for the better.

Oh this is my table 😂

Thank you for saying this. 😁

Normally I’m not serious here but what happened in Minneapolis today has me enraged as someone who spent the majority of my life in the US. State sponsored terrorists killed an innocent civilian.

Bro sex is penis sex.
#TheGoonersHandbook

46. Not bad. Still kickin ass and taking names.

I got you. Is this one suggestive enough? 😘😈

Please tell me there’s still somewhere that appreciates men in kilts?

Happy #tummytuesday 💦

#irlnsfw

I would need to retire and become a full time hog servicer if I had this IRL

Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella are my little crushes right now. I’m too old to get all their content but the eye candy is appreciated!

I could just scooch on in there and help service you there

I have so many invasive thoughts about penises. I want to know about yours for sure. Is it big? It is average? Are you cut or not? Do you shave? Do you have big balls? What do you enjoy having done to your penis? What do you dislike?

I’ll never forget this guy who gave me one of the best orgasms in my life. He literally milked my dick with his hole muscles as I came.

Epstein and Ghislaine were social climbers through and through. They sought out powerful people so I agree just because there’s a photo doesn’t mean anything happened. I’m much more interested in the legal documentation where Trump is actually named.

Going to edge for a good half hour in a bit.

If Papa could get on his soapbox for a minute: I think bisexual and gay men we must support each other. This is such a cruel and regressive world we have in front of us and we have to be our own refuge. I don’t mean like some formal thing, but just give your fellow guy a nice word, a wink or a hug.

Mom’s a lib, Calvin is a lefty.

I’m going to be 46 on Friday and I assure you I’m far more fun and entertaining at this age than I was 20 years ago. By far!

I feel we should all get on our knees and give thanks in front of him

The way I’d mouth harass your body 🤣🤣🤣

It’s like they’re calling to me

Can I be Canadian for a moment? Shoppers Drug Mart irritates the fuck out of me. I don’t know what it is about that store. I just never like it in there. It’s expensive and cramped.

I wanna open like a nice hammam
bathhouse situation. I wanna create a relaxing space for men’s wellness where sex is optional and permissible. So many ideas, so little money.