Yeah. He’s redoing them for a full cast and orchestration for his company Soundbooth, if you want to start there.
I may have said this to you before, but I’ve never been an audiobook girly. But Jeff Hays is in a class by himself. It’s my preferred method and I’m on my third relisten.
Are you audiobook or traditional book?
They just get better and better. I cry and laugh very hard. And go OH SHIT pretty often from pure shock.
Okay. I just finished Parade of Horribles and all I can is sit here and say holy fucking shit over and over. I can’t wait till May.
*Reading* my first Dungeon Crawler Carl book, Parade of Horribles, and while I still prefer to have Jeff Hays read it to me, it’s so fucking good I keep going back to reread pages because I want to savor them again. Sorry to everyone hearing me gasp out loud at breakfast. #dcc #dungeoncrawlercarl
Due to a scheduling change every person who comes into this conference workshop is asked “are you here for empathy or trauma?” #AGPA
The same IT industry two dudes behind me on this flight are scared of and angry about protestors and celebrating AI even though the results they get are fucked because as one said, he only has two years to go before retirement.
If you wondered why the world is the way it is.
And yes both of them
Sweet fucking lord
Okay if they’re teasing a legit new Firefly project as a bait and switch I won’t be able to take it it’s already 2026 outside
Love is Blind is enraging but cathartic because the men are like “don’t you dare get pregnant no I will not use condoms and I don’t want to interact with your filthy blood return your body to me when it is purely about my pleasure” and it’s one of many ways this show explains why dating men is hell.
Every single episode of The Traitors Natalie is serving super hero out of uniform and I am here for every incredible look
I have a recurring @moabortionfund.bsky.social monthly donation because I love freedom and people and healthcare but today Cindy inspired me to give a little extra because she hates those things and I win
FUUUUUUUCK HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ANYTHING BUT STAND OUTSIDE SCREAMING
I DON’T EVEN LIKE BABIES BUT THEY’RE GODDAMN BABIES WHAT THE FUCK
Fuck Regen Maplewood for this triggering bullshit. An unsolicited text saying your body sucks and needs to change can be devastating to folks who struggle. #stl
This picture from Minneapolis (which is still under attack, they’re just suppressing news like the story of the child they shot weeks ago) is giving me life. I’ve got ICE observer training tonight. I don’t want to miss a chance to protect my community against fascism.
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
Muppets was perfect please make more
Happy Black History Month
Where is our Robert Smalls movie you racist cowards
Important for people to realize that like 30% of all the bad stuff in society is already explicitly illegal it's just not enforced.
I get tired of saying it, but I’ll say it again: the nature of oppression in America is that they workshop it first on Black, Latino, Asian & Native people.
But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.
It is the most descriptive term I could muster, he is a good boy and his regular well-deserved crunchy treats keep his breath reasonably fresh but he is entirely too quick with a OH GOD MY MOUTH ambush. He managed to sniper the most experienced vet at the practice, who was impressed and horrified.
Even though I hate it and I yell every time I appreciate my 11-year-old ridgeback's guileless optimism that there is absolutely no reason I would bend or crouch than for him to sniff my hair and lick my face with his massive hot meat washcloth of a goddamn tongue
I love you Max never change
Bondi's letter—essentially offering to stop attacking and murdering citizens in Minnesota in exchange for the state's voter rolls—shows what Trump, Miller et al. are really after:
They want to fuck with the nation's elections so that they never have to cede power or answer for their crimes.
As someone who for decades has said “now kiss” to so many pairs of men on screen Heated Rivalry makes me feel extremely heard
ICE just shot another one of my neighbors. They had the person on the ground, being beaten by several agents, and then fired multiple shots. In front of the donut shop where we like to get donuts for our kids.
A classic American story is rich people stirring up anger against not-white people to unify whites under their power. If Americans get angry at the rich and powerful and unify against THEM instead we’ll see some shit.
TIL the giant haunted Ben Franklin head that showed up on Abbot Elementary in their abandoned mall turned school trilogy was REAL.
I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
