baring borbie

Time to become irrationally invested in the Seattle Mariners for one game!

You simply always have kittens!

The world is a showgirl

Our Taco John's closed fml

All eyes on the erstwhile Glanford Park as SCUNTHORPE hosts MORECAMBE in a battle for the ages! Iron vs. Shrimps - who will prevail?

Drew Pomeranz has been in the league for two million years.

Paging @brainloading.bsky.social

a man wearing a white hat and sunglasses is running on a road ALT: a man wearing a white hat and sunglasses is running on a road

New Steak Nuggets at Arby's

Have typed and deleted so many musings but today wasn't a great day!!

Boyish need to release a song called "Hippo Campus"

Here's the thread on that Titans/Cardinals game that nobody outside Nashville or Phoenix saw, but will probably get its own 30 for 30 someday.

1973igami!!!

Meme

Zach you're my good friend but the instant I saw this post, I thought, this is absolutely gonna be one of those the Vikings pull out of nowhere at the end.

If you want your degree in Scaring, you just go to Fear Tech. Monsters University is all about prestige - it might get you better connections, just like in our human world, but Monsters Inc. is clearly staffed by plenty of Fear Tech grads.

So anybody can join (hence the Oozma Kappa washouts who don't last long) but you get booted after Semester 1 if you don't ace the final exam. This is why Hardscrabble shows up to the first day of classes to explain the policy.

Coming to the conclusion that Monsters University has its own admission process - this is how Mike gets admitted in the opening sequence. The "Scare Program" isn't like a grad school with its own admissions, it's basically just a major you declare like any other.

Cam Akers has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

Bad news for Penn State. The thing about alt text is that it gives away the joke - still pondering the best way to make these jokes accessible to everyone while still preserving them. Anyway, if you're gonna post the Hitler Dead meme, Penn State has a better case than most for being like "an organization whose members committed grievous sins, were covered up, and people continue to try to defend against all possible logic"

Penn State loses again, effectively ending their national championship hopes

That escalated quickly

It may be unusually warm for October, but it makes "Saturday in the Park" hit even deeper at the beer garden!

When the Oktoberfests hit

Sick "I ate brunch at the nicest restaurant in town" brag

Now, "Wood" is exactly what you think it is. *audience guffaws*

Gross!

I hope both Aldershot and Altrincham go down, because man, I'm sick of trying to keep them straight.

Buy n Large probably froze a ton of embryos at some point

Absolute scenes - unlikely comeback keeps you out of the relegation zone!