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baby pelican πŸ‘

@cinatyte.bsky.social

natural juice mainstream dad // radio host // 🐺🦐 // he/him // all opinions are my own

901 Followers 298 Following 4,339 Posts Joined Jun 2023
7 hours ago

The Euro model predicts 18 inches of snow this weekend LET'S GOOOOO

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11 hours ago

Opening and closing the fridge for the 25th time with the hope that maybe this time, a new food option will appear.

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12 hours ago

Do I have a blood clot, or have I just been on my phone too much

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1 day ago

Oh my God they announced it like when John Lennon got shot during Monday Night Football

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1 day ago

OK they've gotta let Bam try to pass Kobe

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1 day ago
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a man with a beard and glasses is making a funny face . Alt: a man with a beard and glasses is making a funny face .

Big Thief at Surly but Stu no longer works there

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2 days ago

dew, a dewby dewby dew, a dewby dewby doowop doo

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2 days ago

Lots of contenders for what has the most "Safdie brothers B-plot" energy in my life right now; towards the top of the list is an endless supply of dead rabbits in my yard, and my daughter's guitar teacher sending a steady stream of emails encouraging us to buy a drum set.

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2 days ago

Guardian Caps! Romeo Doubs wears one too

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2 days ago

Old 97s' first draft of "Murder (Or a Heart Attack)" was simply not good

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2 days ago

My mom came to school to have lunch with me when I was in second grade, she found herself in the company of a little girl who told her the complete plot of The Hand That Rocks the Cradle.

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2 days ago

Dream last night, my subconscious decided to make me anxious about?... an in-studio interview from 7 years ago?

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3 days ago

"Do not just continue sitting, attack!"

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3 days ago

Laughing so hard at when in UP, Muntz says "where's your elderly friend?"

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3 days ago

Exactly - one of my good friends went to a K-8 Catholic school and this would be wholly unsurprising.

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3 days ago

Did she go to TLC

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3 days ago

I went to the technology magnet school for middle school - after 8th grade, half of us went to one high school, half to the other, so... I've heard worse ideas.

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3 days ago

Spiral Brewery in Hastings remains undefeated at being the nicest people in local beer - they can't keep getting away with it!

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3 days ago

An absolute wipeout as Queens Park Rangers fall to Middlesbrough, 4-nil.

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3 days ago

Nobody prepared me for how 95% of adulthood is just keeping someone (human, animal, et al.) from being in a room they're not supposed to be in.

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3 days ago
A collage of a pigeon with caption "the Animal" being held in front of a pet pigeon

Counterpoint: check out this amazing photo I just swiped from Facebook

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3 days ago

Sounds like another day to be as STRESSED OUT AS HUMANLY IMAGINABLE

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4 days ago

Buast a Naut

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4 days ago

Wycombe has BOTTLED IT!!

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4 days ago

West Bromwich Albion have EQUALISED! They are out of the relegation zone!

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4 days ago

See also: people just stopping/parking wherever. I'm guilty of this too!!

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4 days ago

MBV!!!

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4 days ago

ENDLESS SHRIMPS!!!! Morecambe open a 4-nil lead over Sutton United.

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4 days ago

THE FLOODGATES HAVE OPENED! Barnsley takes an early 2-nil lead over woeful Exeter City.

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4 days ago

I think your club is strong enough to still go up and have a good chance to reestablish themselves in the Championship. (American neutral here)

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