goob julia

why does god hate me?

do spiders take fall damage (in real life) ?

chillin on the beach listening to Coconut Mall from Mario Kart and some people walked by and I got really self conscious

i’ve probably got like at least 2 different mental illnesses but i’m high functioning so it’s literally fine

this is me if you even care

basically what we’re gonna do is dance

for a what?

high high high chance I am going to die in England next month :/

javert’s suicide as depicted by the les miserables manga, ka-splash!

i’m playing with fucking fire here

where are hands??

i’m breathing too loud

yeah sorry I have to cancel our plans, unfortunately you did something in my dream last night that really pissed me off and I don’t wanna look at you rn

the concept of donkey kong in real life is scary I would NOT want to meet him

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

#trigun

took a couple years off of wordle and now that I’m back boy I can really feel that fully developed prefrontal cortex, I’m better at this shit than ever

I am not nor have I ever been catholic but I can’t stop talking about how the pope is from chicago

theoretically I’m going to work tomorrow

Found my favorite PS2 game

all the world’s a stage

sometimes you have to find out what omorashi is the hard way

don’t ask me to form an educated opinion on a rollercoaster I think they’re all awesome as fuck

they lower the gourds at 1100

thank you for shopping at cosTco

luas. tá mé luas.

my friend told me her parents said book of boba fett was better than andor and i said that’s like saying you prefer Shark Tale to The Godfather

it should be spelled wensday