William Horn

William Horn

@willshorn.bsky.social

Writer/stepdad/aries sun/pisces moon

69 Followers 284 Following 30 Posts Joined Aug 2023
3 weeks ago

Genuinely he’s been so bad for the brand

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2 months ago

Omggggg my one real claim to fame

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5 months ago

Omg yes

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7 months ago

POV you’re so stupid the burn doesn’t even make sense

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8 months ago

Cmon now my wife is on this app

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10 months ago

Losing my mind over this

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1 year ago

Whoopi Goldberg also in monkeybone the people must remember

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1 year ago

“Nobody bats a thousand”

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1 year ago

Kendrick Lamar gave Jesse Owens at the ‘36 Olympics if Jesse had shown up and been paid to sing “fuck you” to Hitler

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1 year ago

Being “pro choice” or pro anything doesn’t mean blindly supporting anyone doing anything. The larger media made an example of Kim, this is not a critique of her personally it’s a critique of the system in which she functions and has become symbolic of.

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1 year ago

That’s not how any of that works…but also the piece isn’t judging her personally it’s judging the system she’s part of that praises her for making this choice.

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1 year ago

NFL conference championship day and I am so excited to learn 3 new rules today that nobody's ever heard cited before all of which mean that it's illegal to defeat the Chiefs while Taylor Swift watches

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1 year ago

Okay this was it, this was the skeet

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1 year ago
Image of Keith Packer, January 6th defendant who wore a "Camp Auschwitz" sweat shirt while storming the capitol

Donald Trump just pardoned this guy. Are we gonna get another statement from the ADL tonight?

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1 year ago

My ex FIL bought a Tesla a few years ago. The whole family was South African, I used to tell them again and again that Musk wasn’t Superman, he was Lex Luthor.

I wonder if they believe me now.

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1 year ago

It def counts tbh

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1 year ago

This was the original set up we imagined before we fell stupidly in love with each other

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1 year ago

really sad that CEOs now have to live in fear of gun violence like some third-grader in a public school

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1 year ago

Bro I don’t even like one of the participants it was not a big deal

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1 year ago

lol yeah and I didn’t go to any of them instead I watched a three hour documentary on YouTube about ancient cities

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1 year ago
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What. A. Saturday. #COYS

Our Manager.

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1 year ago

I'm gonna be so real with you, if I ever see you post the word "females", unless you're talking about like a scientific study on newts or sommat, I will never trust anything you ever say again.

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1 year ago

Yes, welcome to bluesky

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1 year ago

lol no one cares what you think

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1 year ago

Honestly would be so cool to have a black gay president married to a trans woman. Sounds dope as hell.

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1 year ago

I’m giving this man a standing ovation in this Dunkin Donuts parking lot

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1 year ago
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Polio after hearing RFK was selected as HHS secretary.

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1 year ago

The Onion buying Info Wars, incredible work chaps

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1 year ago

It works

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1 year ago

Looking forward to learning how appointing an accused child-sex-trafficker as AG and a suspected Russian asset as DNI will lower the price of eggs

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