Don’t forget he called them fat too

As a kid we had a family friend who looked *just* like him. Enough like him that he occasionally had problems getting on airplanes (this was pre-9/11)

Realistically, a Mars colony will be a penal colony for at least the first few decades. Might as well send Elon there to live the dream.

Actual theology departments will also expect a much more rigorous analysis

Citing the Bible risks exposure to dangerous ideas like that part about “in Christ there is no distinction” between the genders

Yeah the only part of that outfit I’d be worried about is the fur trim on the pants and jacket, but that’s just coca cola’s fault that he has those

Yeah I think the idea is “fire in the hearth is out” is part of how he knows the whole family is asleep.

Now if you have a loose cover on something like a chimney, a bird can get stuck inside and die like happened to my dryer vent last year and my laundry room smelt like carrion for almost a month (don’t tell the boys that part. Whale not swim :( )

Well tell them they build nests in chimneys *because* of the fire, the fire isn’t hot enough to burn them at the other end of the chimney.

Is the name not chosen specifically for that allusion?

For that reason, Woke 2 will be much less alienating to potential allies. Woke 1 said: “None of you are without sin, you can be racist without even trying to be.” Woke 2 will say: “Join us and be counted among the righteous who oppose the evil.”

You know what, I hate to say it but I think these guys might not be entirely on the up-and-up.

Yes, obviously.

But the point is that the second strike is so egregious it would’ve been murder even against actual hostile military targets.

This is very much [citation needed] of course—maybe such assertive action would’ve alienated the voters instead!

The assumption is that Biden could’ve prevented Trump’s election in 2024 by taking more assertive action by taking more assertive action in various contexts throughout his presidency.

The “it’s good that Bart did that” clause

“The executive Power shall be vested in the Speaker of the House of Representatives.”

I think honestly the key is that the presidential system of government is fundamentally rotten. “The offices of President of the United States and Vice President of the United States (and of Electors for those offices) are abolished.”

Very very excited for Bluesky as an institution to find out about Próspero

guilty is, if not actually “lying”, then fundamentally dishonest. And “we have strict rules against lying but the profession is just by its structure fundamentally dishonest” is not exculpatory.

See this is why people hate lawyers.

“Lawyers are not allowed to lie.” That’s absolutely true, but it’s only true for a specific technical narrow definition of “lie”. I think most people consider arguing for clients with whom you personally disagree or defending clients you know or think are

That’s the problem with the good old timey insults is they have too much history and baggage.

It’s not but I do sometimes use it as an old-timey way of saying “stupid”

Yeah I’ve got to say, the rod of correction would’ve been helpful in my case.

Where are we at these days about calling someone “simple”?

Honestly it took me a while to give it up. But that’s the thing, if even I’ve changed my ways and find it abhorrent now…

In the photo everyone is talking about there’s a guy who’s apparently just yielded the sidewalk to it.

Working towards the Donald

Can’t think of the pokemon mumsnet joke but it’s there somewhere

None of this bullshit like in 2019 when we had hearings with useless dopes like Jerry Nadler talking to “scholars” trying to get permission to impeach Trump. Just impeach him every day first thing in the morning. You can do it while the chaplain does the prayer.