Now I left my water on the other side of the room and have to get up because I'm parched.
This is my 7,399,169,302nd 9/11.
Need to get laid so I can remember that men ain't shit 🥴
If I remember correctly Seattle, wasn't it hailing and then snowing earlier? And now sunny and nice enough for me to be on my rooftop in shorts and a tshirt? I'm v confused.
Can't stop thinking about hot dads and I need to go to Lowes at some point today...Does anyone have a lobotomy they can lend me until I get back?
MY GIRL GOT A GIRLFRIEND
And MY car? Well, pretty sure she doesn't talk, she's an EV. And her motor? Well first of all, she has TWO of them ☝🏻
Secondly, she has 12,625 of Beyonce's own freedom units so she's barely broken in; of course her motor(s) are clean.
Help I have the song shoulder lean stuck in my head again and keep walking around my house saying "and I bet my car talk and I bet my motor clean."
No one can stop me, even if they were around to try.
Goodbye $1,000 for 4 new tires when I have 7 months before I return this lease. Definitely not going to KMS.
And now they're saying the patch won't hold and I need a new tire. And still no hot dads. The cruelty.
At the shop getting my tire fixed and where are the hot dads? Hellooooooooo
My license plate tabs expired over 4 months ago (sticker has been in my glovebox this entire time) and today was the day I put it on the plate. ADHD wherrreeeeeee.
Loooooooooove the c30! A good friend of mine had one and they are such fun cars.
Yeah, until my lease ends in Oct. I'm going back to ice. I want to take road trips without the added time or worry of charging. In a 2 car house, EV 100000%. I'm lucky to have ev charging at home, it's so cheap!
I'm thinking Volvo xc70 or v60, but then maybee v90? should I drive a boat?
😍WAGON😍
I was 🤏🏻 close to commenting on your last post "and what, paying the leaf DUST?" and whew glad I didn't.
(RIP to the OG 2011 leaf I had 🥹)
For how much data they track, ig obviously doesn't know me well bc why show me an ad for bath towel company when their hand towel is EIGHTY (80) US DOLLARS.
$80. For a hand towel? Girl...that towel better know how to smd for $80 like are you kidding?
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Happy Flat tire Friday to all who celebrate. How am I going to celebrate? Long soak with a toaster, next question.
And for reference, this was the before.
Okay fiiiiiiine, I don't hate this beard trim anymore 😤
I'm really trying not to lose my shit tonight but not a single thing can be simple. Nothing ever just works the same two fucking days in a row and I can't take it.
And now my sound bar keeps deciding to not connect to my tv. My TV keeps deciding that it doesn't want to stay connected to the wifi. My brain doesn't want to stay connected with reality.
Worse than that, look at pay for our educators, mental health professionals, hell, pretty much ANYONE besides police, tech, and execs.
I could work taking care of the sickest kids in the region requiring critical care and not make that having a master's degree, 4 national board exams, annual continuing education requirements, and 18+ years of experience.
Crazy that SPD officers start at $126k with this new contact without any degree.
$126k to brutalize and murder residents of this city.
I'm just tired of every day bringing a new thing that's driving me closer to the big sleep. (I don't have plans to hurt myself. In this house our suicidality is passive ONLY)
Or is it the shit stain PBM express scripts fault? Honestly Idc, I wish them both the same fate.
And waiting to announce this until after open enrollment? Oh that's nasty work regence. Had I known earlier, I would have increased my FSA. I'm just sayin....
On top of my monthly premiums going up. This country is fucking trash.
Oh cool, my insurance company has decided to charge me an extra $170/month for a drug that prevents a shit ton of other much costlier conditions.
The construction crew started screaming at the car and it just makes me wonder how many times this happens every day. This shit needs to be outlawed.
