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NieR Automata continuation teased after game reaches 10 million sales, Replicant 2 million - Nova Crystallis During a celebratory broadcast commemorating the 9th anniversary of NieR Automata‘s 2017 release, it was revealed that the game has surpassed 10 million units sold worldwide and NieR Replicant ver.1.2...

NieR Automata continuation teased after game reaches 10 million sales, Replicant ver.1.22474487139… reaches 2 million:

Tracer Tong, from Deus Ex

JC, the server's going... the server's going black! JC! No more quests, orbs of any kind. We'll start again... live in IRC... if you receive this... if you survive... then find us! Find us!

If you're going to jump, jump like you're the 5th monkey on noah's bed. And brother, they are bumping their heads

"Professor White Boy " has perished. They found him self harmed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Thanks for the fucking smiles, Professor

This video has me in fucking tears

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

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cats in mewgenics when you put the fighter collar on them

the Epstein congressional hearings are not going my way

he keeps getting shit done in like his first two months of office, we need more mayors like him

a man in a superhero costume with a star on his chest ALT: a man in a superhero costume with a star on his chest

jetpack cat mains clocking in for 8 hours in the ranked queue

HEARTWARMING: That fucking cat from Overwatch is forced to go door to door to tell its neighbors that it's a registered sex offender ❤️

"so there's a divine form of truth that can't be grasped..."

"oh, like the truth that can be felt?"

"yeah, but this one is the shape of the vessel's emptiness rather than the water within."

"wait, but that's sick, because you can find meaning in stillness and silence."

"exactly."

we're on that shit like white on rice, don't you ever forget it

what do you mean the new suda game also came out today...

mewgenics got 281 achievements, thats how i know this shit is about to be peak as fuck...

YOUR FATHER WAS AN AVERAGE TWITTER USER, KAKAROT. BUT HE WAS A BRILLIANT PEDOPHILE

look im inspired by everyone talking about quitting discord but we havent even got half of yall off twitter

call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas

YOUR FATHER WAS AN AVERAGE QUEER, KAKAROT. BUT HE WAS A BRILLIANT FAGGOT

welcome to your new life as a bsky banger poster, buddy.

copy of majoras mask with some stupid dead kid in it named ben . upped the gameshark on lil man and he was mad as fuckkkkkkk

honestly just glad because i never bought the poker night games on my secondary after i had to make a new steam account years ago so im happy i can get the items again...

WE USED TO PRAY FOR DAYS LIKE THIS