No cover! Costume contest with cool prizes from Habitz Glass and Goodies! See you there! 🤘😠

This Friday! Lincoln NE! See you there!

I'll be in Lincoln, NE Friday Sept. 19th with Malum to raise money for KZUM at 89.3FM, a noncommercial, listener-supported community radio station. 2 days, $15, 14 bands and you get a tshirt and your face melted for free!
See you in the pit! 🤘😠

Tonight! @ Dream on the Green 7402 F St. Omaha
$10 donation goes to the Bill Roundtree scholarship fund for School of Rock. Come sweat with me 🔥🤘🫠🔥

This Saturday... Come see me and the debut of Malum at Therapy Bar in Omaha. No Cover

Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice

Whatever you did for the least of these, you did for me.

Today, I choose joy.

I think if you can't understand why due process is for ALL then you should be deported without a trial.

...wondering if I'll get deported to El Salvador for sharing "jd killed the pope" memes.

"You have gas that hit $1.98 yesterday in a couple of states." Yeah, if you stop pumping at ~half a gallon. Fucking clown.

"Trump said if I voted for Kamala the economy would be in ruin. And I gotta say, he clocked it right. I voted for her and the economy is in shambles."

No notes.

Buy the "dip" they say. I'm sorry, all of my current cash holdings are tied up in eggs. As soon as I get that first DOGE check though...

Lock her up!

Them: Stop burning Teslas!
Me: All cars matter!

Watching Tesla tank is my new kink.

Wake up people! No wait, go to sleep.

I haven't had a tullamore dew in a long time. Fair is fair. I owe you one.

Aimonetti Justin Aimonetti, Justin W. Justin.W.Aimonetti@doge.eop.gov Altik Jacob Altik, Jacob R. Jacob.R.Altik@doge.eop.gov Armstrong Anthony Armstrong, Anthony J. Anthony.J.Armstrong@doge.eop.gov Balajadia Jennifer Balajadia, Jennifer Jennifer.Balajadia@doge.eop.gov Beynon Alexandra Beynon, Alexandra T. Alexandra.T.Beynon@doge.eop.govBiasini Riccardo Biasini, Riccardo N. Riccardo.N.Biasini@doge.eop.gov Bobba Akash Bobba, Akash N. Akash.N.Bobba@doge.eop.gov Boizelle Ashley Boizelle, Ashley S. Ashley.S.Boizelle@doge.eop.gov Bryant Emily Bryant, Emily L. Emily.L.Bryant@doge.eop.gov Burnham James Burnham, James James.Burnham@doge.eop.gov Coristine Edward Coristine, Edward H. Edward.H.Coristine@doge.eop.gov Davis Steven Davis, Steven M. Steven.M.Davis@doge.eop.gov Elez Marko Elez, Marko Marko.Elez@doge.eop.gov Farritor Luke Farritor, Luke E. Luke.E.Farritor@doge.eop.gov Fox Joshua Fox, Joshua Joshua.Fox@doge.eop.gov Hanley Joshua Hanley, Joshua A. Joshua.A.Hanley@doge.eop.gov Holmes Stephanie Holmes, Stephanie M. Stephanie.M.Holmes@doge.eop.gov Killian Gautier Killian, Gautier C. Gautier.C.Killian@doge.eop.gov Kmiec Keenan Kmiec, Keenan D. Keenan.D.Kmiec@doge.eop.gov Lahera Nicholas Lahera, Nicholas Nicholas.Lahera@doge.eop.gov Lindemann Kendall Lindemann, Kendall M. Kendall.M.Lindemann@doge.eop.gov Musk Elon Musk, Elon R. erm71@who.eop.gov Peters Noah Peters, Noah Noah.Peters@doge.eop.gov Rajpal Nikhil Rajpal, Nikhil Nikhil.Rajpal@doge.eop.gov Ramada Adam Ramada, Adam Adam.Ramada@doge.eop.gov Raynor Austin Raynor, Austin L. Austin.L.Raynor@doge.eop.gov Schutt Kyle Schutt, Kyle L. Kyle.L.Schutt@doge.eop.gov Shaotran Ethan Shaotran, Ethan Ethan.Shaotran@doge.eop.gov Smith Brad Smith, Brad M. Brad.M.Smith@doge.eop.gov Stanley Christopher Stanley, Christopher A. Christopher.Stanley@doge.eop.gov Wick Jordan Wick, Jordan K. Jordan.K.Wick@doge.eop.gov Wiles Susan Wiles, Susan S. Susan.S.Wiles@doge.eop.gov

It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!

I'm pretty sure Grok is actually running things. It would explain some of the weirdness. Enola Gay...Transgenic Mice... Metallica's Black album. All banned under our new anti-Woke AI overlord.

Hail Victory Allies!

I kinda wish I was one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again.

These fight ring announcers really get excited about geography.

Waldo has never once found me.

Did anybody have "Bearded belly-dancers in Gaza" on their bingo card? Seriously, wtf is wrong with this timeline?

Are we the baddies?

14 flags at 14:14 from the worlds most famous shitposter couldn't possibly have any hidden meaning.
My ❤ goes out to you. *wink-giggle*

And look we're sorry eh.