Lielac

Lielac

@lielac.bsky.social

She/they | Aspiring crazy cat lady | Cheerfully bad at video games | Highly Autistic Person | Won 0.0002% of a Hugo | Gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide

541 Followers 243 Following 1,791 Posts Joined Jan 2024
3 hours ago
howshouldwetreatme - when you did your research before your doctor's appointment [pic of kids from boy meets world saying 'guys, i've been working on a theory.'

I have slides

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5 hours ago

I grew up liking some cop shows, but I also grew up in a time where The Starlight Tours were nightly national news here in Canada.

Nothing snaps you out of the copaganda quite like the callous brutality of real world police being reported on extensively by a healthy news media.

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7 hours ago

When I played chess seriously people (ie teachers) always said the reason I stunk is that I didn’t really get that my opponent had his own plans - they weren’t just a foil for my own plans.

Anyway, this observation seems somewhat relevant these days.

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1 day ago
A vibrant Golden-browed Chlorophonia with its beak wide open, showing off brilliant green, yellow, and blue plumage against a soft green background.

An opinionated Golden-browed Chlorophonia at Paraiso Quetzal Lodge #CostaRica

#birds #nature

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6 hours ago
Picture from someecards.  There is a black and white line drawing of a shirtless man wearing a wrap from his abs to his knees, holding a large knife.  The text reads:

People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab in groups.

Remember the Reason for the Season

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7 hours ago

Sad to see the Ides of March becoming commercialised like this. I really feel like we're losing track of the true spirit of the holiday. It's not about how many knives you can stick in a tyrant all at once, it's about the whole community coming together to stab the tyrant as many times as possible.

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1 day ago
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The Removed DOGE Deposition Videos Have Already Been Backed Up Across the Internet On Friday, a judge ordered those who uploaded the videos to YouTube to remove them. By Saturday, a backup of the videos was available online as a torrent and on the Internet Archive.

Videos included DOGE members unable or unwilling to define DEI; discussing how they used ChatGPT and terms such as “black” and “homosexual” to flag grants for termination but not “white” or “caucasian,” and acknowledgements they failed to achieve the stated goal of lowering the government deficit.

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10 hours ago

republicans are in charge of everything and they are getting everything theyve ever wanted and doing everything theyve ever wanted and the world is on fire and the global world order is collapsing. is there a correlation? who can say

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11 hours ago

"A Resume.org survey of 1,000 hiring managers found that 59% say they emphasize AI’s role in layoffs because it “is viewed more favorably by stakeholders than saying layoffs or hiring freezes are driven by financial constraints.” Only 9% said AI had fully replaced any roles."

/3

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20 hours ago
A white bust sculpture is used as a knife holder, with multiple knives and a pair of scissors stuck into it, placed on a kitchen island.

#IdesOfMarch

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6 hours ago
Joseph Scrimshaw @Josep...' 3/15/12
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People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab in groups.

Annual classic from @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social

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5 hours ago

Reverse "evil advisors" TTRPG where everybody has the same objective, but nobody wants to be seen taking steps to achieve it; your win condition is to manipulate your rivals into being the ones holding the knife while you make pious noises about how you agree with their goals but not their methods.

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1 day ago

Ah shit. An absolute titan. My favourite story about Hoare: he needed a sorting algorithm while working as a student in Russia the fifties, so he quickly wrote something that seemed to do the job. It’s now called Quicksort and it’s so elegant and powerful it’s still taught and used today.

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13 hours ago

I'm deadly serious with this. A huge reason we're in the mess we're in is because the media treats evidenced policy like housing the homeless and decriminalising drugs as absurd, outrageous nonsense, and "you can't even say blackboard any more because of woke" as serious and meaningful.

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11 hours ago

It's like a twisted version of the credit card ads:

'Cost of Cass Review: £3m
Cost of Pathways "trial": £10m
Cost of Levy Review: £undisclosed
Cost of Sullivan Review: £undisclosed
Cost of NHS England "Reviews" of hormones £undisclosed

Hurting the trans: Priceless'

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16 hours ago

folks if the LA times is acknowledging covid as an ongoing mass disabling event it is definitely an ongoing mass disabling event

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1 year ago
A social media thread.
just-shower-thoughts: I hate that SEPTember OCTOber and DECember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

advsnced-procrastination: Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed.

brunhiddensmusings: good news!

Happy Ides of March.

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1 month ago
argumate on tumblr: "love the genre of discourse that's like "the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I'm over thirty]""

inphront replies wit a tweet by onoki (@both_scales): "Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age."
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1 month ago
Krinkle @Krinkle8: "Someone pointed out that "oh my god, becky, look at her butt" passes the bechdel test and I haven't stopped laughing for a week"
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12 hours ago
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Autistic woman receives Mother’s Day cards from everyone she has ever dated An autistic woman has received an influx of Mother’s Day cards from every ex who treated her like a surrogate mother, according to sources. Siobhan Moorton, 36, has never had a child of her own - yet…

An autistic woman has received an influx of Mother’s Day cards from every ex who treated her like a surrogate mother, according to sources.

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15 hours ago

Stress Break, perpetual murder kitten

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1 day ago

“woke zamboni” is, objectively speaking, the coolest possible vehicle

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1 day ago

trump saw how much you guys loved Big Boat Stuck and tried to join in by doing All Boats Stuck and now suddenly its not funny anymore? make up your minds

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12 hours ago

Less confident that I could evict a housecat from the premises than that I could evict a golden retriever, tbh. I can't assume a bookshop has any blankets to swaddle the cat, while a medium-large dog is still bred to be man's best friend.

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1 day ago

Women always worked.

Hard labour, farm work, construction, manufacturing, hunting, whatever.

In medieval Europe, there were more jobs that men didn’t do than jobs women didn’t do.

Even progressives get this wrong.

Women always worked.

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19 hours ago

Waffle House level concern

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2 days ago

what is the largest animal you are confident you could expel, singlehandedly, from a medium-size bookshop?

RULES:
- you have no resources beyond what is available in the shop
- you must remain more or less uninjured
- bookshop has 2 floors; animal is on ground floor, you can choose where you begin

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13 hours ago
Happy Mothering Sunday!

Title: Just in time for Mother's Day: Classic literature with added Mums 

Panel 1: Moby Dick 
"Ahab! Moby! Enough of this nonsense. Apologise to each other and if you can't get along, stay apart." says Ahab's mother, standing in a little boat and looking sternly into Moby's eye, while her son sits chastened behing her.


Panel 2: Casino Royale.
"Vodka martini, shaken not stirred... And a sweet sherry for my mother."
says James Bond. His mother calls over from their table "Just a little one."

Panel 3: The Lord of the Rings.
"You can look for your ring after you tidy your room and walk the dog, Sauron."
says Sauron's mother, holding out the dog lead to her son, who replies "Aw, mum!".

Happy Mothering Sunday!

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16 hours ago

It's striking how much mental health advice directed at kids and teenagers boils down to saying "you have to be okay with people treating you like you're not fully human because they're right, but it's okay because one day you WILL be human", then being genuinely surprised when it doesn't help.

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1 day ago

Re the Hormuz, not saying I'm an expert on the sitch, but are we really too proud to try historically vetted measures like sacrificing a high ranking member of the royal family to propitiate the sea god

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