"A good girl(friend)" -My Boyfriend

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

This is the guy who nerfed Tumblr’s usage with the porn ban btw.

They're lesbians, Harold.

She will compare your cock to her cock

Do you think Republicans are ashamed of being gay because their god/society demands it, or because they know their head game is trash?

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Long Liv

Royce Keys, fka Powerhouse Hobbs

Close enough.

Welcome back Big E Langston

in exchange for asking them nicely to try and not wear masks anymore, the democrats agree to fund ICE while they build concentration camps.

"shut the entire government down" is not a radical position. it is the bare minimum.

I know the immediate future gonna be pretty crazy because I see more and more people reposting the Steven Universe comic.

Jesus, imagine if Goku's Kaioken increased in FACTORALS rather than sequential numbers?!

"Kaioken times 3!" Would be Kaioken times 6, "...Times 5!" Would be times 120, etc.

Ironically, "Kavanaugh, stop" is also what Christine Blasey Ford kept saying.

#kavanaughstops

ICE must be stopped Border Patrol must be stopped the ethnic cleansing must be stopped and the roots that grew the tree of genocide must be uprooted and burned

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

🎶 I is for Idiots who can't pass the ASVAB

C's before U-N-T

E is for Everywhere where you can fuck yourself!

ACAB, FUCK THE I-C-E! 🎶

Y'all, please don't get mad at me for this HOT take, but:

FUCK ICE

Republican: We will find fraud in California.

Gavin Newsom: U R Gay

Liberals: Wow, his comms team is incredible.

Saudi Arabia? More like *Gaudy*Arabia, amirite?

Antiquity is not equivalent to wisdom.

Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York

As dumb, uniformed, and shit as I think Nicki Manaj is, can we like...*not* start a super fucking racist campaign to deport her? Y'all are employing the same fucking tactics you denounce.

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Robert Du Guerre

Jean Marais des Vallée

The French Doors

I am running for President of the United States in 2028.

My platform: Transgender for EVERYONE

My Love: Honey, could you spray down the carpet with the enzyme remover?

Me: Sure thing, my love!

[A few moments later]

Me: I used a *liberal* amount of it. Now it hates trans people but just doesn't say anything because it's not politically correct to say what it actually thinks...

Bruce Willis' health has gotten so bad he now thinks Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

Help Juno out if you can. Get eyes on her work and eyes on her post below.

She's not paid a salary because she's been turned down for being trans in today's environment (she's been told this directly by publishers!), so it's up to us until shit gets taken care of.

Care is infrastructure <3

uWu