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Let’s be real. Optimism has limits when it comes to improving your life. You’ll never fee as comfortable moneywise in your 20s compared to someone else coming from rich family. Sure, you can be optimistic and work hard until your 30s but by the time you earn money and comfort, your 20s will be gone!

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Hoe phase is getting old because why would I wanna constantly smash the people I’m not into? On top of that, economy and housing market is so depressing that men need to be acting 10x better to compensate for that but that will never happen.

I’m convinced that my Tinder has no hot men. Like when did we stop working on ourselves??? I’m not talking about sixpacks. Any music involvement? Books? Movie nerds? Furniture obsession? Show me your plants?? Be a gay car guy?

I hate polished wooden chairs at coffee shops with a passion. I’m slipping and sliding on the chair as if I’m covered in coconut oil in a bathtub. I’m about to fall off while trying to stay seated for more than 10 seconds. Motherf*ckers.

Grindr crashes when you set the filter to hide “open-relationship” profiles on the grid.

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

Did they make a TwinkDash app?

Abs holding alfredo pasta sauce jar over a pot filled with boiling pasta

Well, I love Italian Alfredo Pasta among other Italian things 😏

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Mmmm

Literally everyone is cancelling on me

Thank you King!! ❤️❤️❤️

This is such an incredible photo. Literally putting this on my vision board right now. This and bestfriends and maybe a boyfriend. Chilling. Ahhhh ✨✨

Oh new physical Grindr stores are crazyyy

Oh new physical Grindr stores are crazyyy

What is imagined when someone says “drag race”

Twinks: Me:

LA is YouTube
Las Vegas is Instagram
Texas is Facebook
San Diego is TikTok
Silicon Valley is LinkedIn
Chicago is Bluesky
San Francisco is Tumblr
Salt Lake City is Pornhub
P-Town is GayMaleTube

Wow who got kicked out of the island in that Survivor episode?!

Finally, Apple is bringing it to our laps #wwdc25

Craig Federighi’s hair 🤣🤣 #wwdc25

hot.

is this chicagooooo 🥳

The moment I realized that I will never be as hot as some model or these hot guys on instagram. I finally stopped giving a fuck about how anyone perceives me. The hottest people do the stupidest thing ever and they still get praised. I could do the next greatest thing and it wouldn’t be enough.

Never going out on a Friday night again. Saturday nights >>>>>

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Zendaya Dimmadome

Your "dumb little projects" are so important during this harrowing time. Don't forget that. Your creativity has value, for yourself and for the world.