Tesla Lindocruz

❔️🐗

Seafood? 👁

They're so cute, we had such a cute date today, hmhmhmmhm~!

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ( 𝘐 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘭𝘺, 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 .ᐟ )

( feeling when they can't stay with their partners and kiss them all day. )

[A happy hog grunting sound from his throat, giddy at the extra affection. He presses back into their nuzzling, almost reluctant to let them go.]

Okay. If it's not possible, it's alright...! Don't overwork yourself for our sake, okay? We'll be here.

I...I did... I just didn't know if you wanted to take that with you with all your gear.

(!!!) Okay!!

[He visibly tugs at Nnoitra to follow suit as he practically floats over to kiss Lyric, soft and sweet.]

Okay! Good luck, caro mio! Stay safe!
I was able to find some beef jerky, so please take some with you to snack on while you work...!

That's good news, yes?

Ah... I am awake...

Wow, I understand, now...! (😤)

Yeah... gave me a stomach ache for a while, though.

[He's!! Reaching again!!!]

Let me peel it, Lyric!!

To my face... (🤨)

..........I did throw it up, some time later...

WE DON'T HAVE PLASTIC IN HUECO MUNDO!!

MAYBE I DID TRY, ONCE, WHAT ABOUT IT?! Are you gonna call me a big dumb hog for not knowing what chip bags and milk jugs were when I first ecnountered them? >:(

It's not unnecessary!!

[He snorts, disgruntled.]

I DIDN'T MEAN TO EAT IT, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WASN'T EDIBLE?!

(( no 💀 that's rly high hopes for a part time position at a chain restaurant

(( ughh i gotta work AGAIN tomorrow bc it's the superbowl.......stupid second job... i just wanna stay home and try to draw stuff

It's not! I wouldn't mind peeling every orange you want to eat...

Besides, I think only lemon skins taste edible...

LYRIC...!!

[Reaching for their hands!!]

I could have peeled that for you!

[CONCERNED SQUINTING.]

Lyric...

They work so hard... I wish there was something more we could do...

⏩️ something like this.

How dangerous is this individual, anyway?

[A soft Hollow rumbling in his chest, he relaxes under the weight of their tail, his hands continuing to massage idly as he listens.]

I see...! It is convenient to just stay here, then.
Was this the first place he successfully attacked...? I wonder if there's a rhyme or reason to why he'd do ⏩️

Ah, that's fair...! I wonder what they think he's mixed with...

[He turns his head, pressing kisses to their cheek.]

Mm... How has your work been? Any closer to locating your quarry?

Good...

👁✨️

[He chuckles, hands moving to knead at their scalp.]

I did! I don't think the locals are still quite used to how Lord Nnoitra looks, though, but that's alright. I think he's having fun, despite his complaints.

[Headbump!!]

Hello, my love~!

[Groggy hog sounds...]

O-oh! Okay! Yes Ma'am! (🫡)