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Social commentary on Mercury used to be limited to retro/gator/marmalade jokes, but now I have to weave in WNBA talk to the expectations. Not a complaint, just an interesting observation.

This is how every one of these Repulsive Republicans should be called out in public.

They should feel shame every time they show their face in front of the people they are hurting with these repugnant legislative decisions they're pushing through.

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Ugh @ yall having a party with a now deleted post. 🥲

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Howdy, partners.

Modeling sesh.

It's the lid of a pill bottle that says "push down and turn". It's the same font as the Law and Order TV series wordmark

In the medicinal storage system, the pills are protected by two separate yet equally important lid components: the top portion that needs firm downward pressure, and the bottom half that needs a counterclockwise twist. These are their stories.

Hopefully you’re still attempting to utilize the system to meet your needs.

Her friends were 'terrified' of dating apps, so this 30-year-old founder turned to AI to help singles find love Nandini Mullaji saw a fundamental problem with modern dating: The apps were not a good way to meet people. So she launched an AI matchmaker, Sitch.

Every pitch for using ai is like “are you tired of making choices” and much to my dismay, a lot of people are.

Fire alarm! Free break!

@kc-butterfly.bsky.social Happy birthday!!

Dogs need more jobs, but humans are coded poorly to lean into this. There should be an entire industry of people caring for working animals.

A place where you populate data as a job seeker and easily slide it all over to some other mysterious entities in the hope for employment if it pleases their AI god orrrrrr just to be data farmed.

Movies need to regulate their audio better. Don’t make me crank my tv to max to hear the actors and then you fucking blowout my eardrums with them Michael Bay explosions immediately after

You right.

Guy says he’d have joined ICE for the signing bonus in his younger years.

I used to live that life.

So what’s the legality on Pritzker assembling a force against the feds?

Happy birthday!!

I think DJT could get on TV and “again” repeat, daily, “you’ll never vote again” and the average white person opposing that thought will still wait for “someone” to hand them instructions.

They aren’t ready to bear arms about it.

As much as I love the CFPB when it’s actually working, the Democrats are often the call coming from inside the house.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I dunno how he did it, but I had the post up and the view quotes link was missing. 🥲

I just wanted to read the QTs!

For one…i don’t trust anything that administration says. 50k signing bonus for joining ICE sounds unbelievable. This administration lies constantly and is notoriously stingy when it comes to helping regular citizens.

The heroine we need out in the field. 🫡

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Someone used “liaising” in a work email. 🤌🏽

I was gonna say what he said. NFL is performance based and WWE is a mix of art and science, so it doesn’t really equate. There is plenty of black talent in the field, but there is only so much tv time to go around.

Why did you wake with these emotions?