Andrew Lawrence

im growing concerned the fake internet money you cant spend anywhere is not the foolproof investment id been led to believe

YouTube video by MS NOW ‘For what?’: JD Vance refuses to apologize for smearing Alex Pretti

“The official story—promulgated by Kristi Noem, and Stephen Miller and JD Vance—was a lie. They are lying to you. They're lying to us. They know it. And in fact, they seem proud of it,” says Chris Hayes on JD Vance saying he won’t apologize for labeling Alex Pretti an “assassin.”

republicans love to be like “i simply studied the children’s feet”

normal guy of the week alert

a brown wire-haired pup stands on a wooden deck in a grassy yard. he looks at us with golden eyes and his right ear flipped inside out. he has a pipe-shaped stick in his mouth, giving him the appearance of a sophisticated and dapper gentleman. just give him a deerstalker cap and a cloak, and he'd give Sherlock Holmes a run for his money.

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

my new take is that hes the barry sanders of hockey

one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things

Striking from new Quinnipiac poll:

*Voters prefer path to legalization over deportations for most undocs by 59-34. Among independents it's 61-33

*Majority says Trump on immigration is making America less safe

Again, there's broad rejection of the whole project, not just ICE tactics (see below)

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

In a sane world, the decision by Rufo, Vance, & co. to slander and slap a target on the traumatized, hardworking immigrants who revitalized a rust belt city -- and who *were invited* to that city -- would be a stain on their careers that they never live down.

They should be reminded of it. Often.

Your insane Nikita Kucherov stat of the day:

In 15 games since Jan. 1, the Tampa Bay Lightning forward has scored 11 goals and 28 assists for 39 points. That's more points than the leading scorer on Vancouver, Seattle, St. Louis and Calgary for the entire 2025-26 season.

#GoBolts

again we do not really do a good job of explaining how wealthy people like Jeff Bezos are

his net worth is $253.2 billion.
so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire
and then do it again tomorrow
and again the day after that
and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months

i have thought about this and what i want from the “ive now seen the light” trump voters is i want them to be angry. i want them to be angry at republicans for lying to them and i want them to be mad at themselves for believing it

i do not want them to be mad at me for being right because like what

good news bad news mr president. the bad news is everyone saw you shit your pants on worldwide tv, the good news is its the most popular thing youve done since you disappeared for a few days and everyone thought you were dead

it goes without saying but I don't think the 3rd richest person on the planet is destroying the prestige newspaper he bought because of the finances of the newspaper business

the guy has al michaels doing play by play again next season for christ sake, we need to take their money from them this whole thing has gotten out of control

go fuck up another beloved book series for your shitty streaming app you dumb piece of shit

these people are morons who overwhelmingly were simply in the right place at the right time and they had rich family to back them up, for some reason we put them in charge of everything

the wapo bloodbath once again proves that our wealthy and powerful deserve neither their wealth or power

no you have to understand i thought they said einsteins island

you dont understand, you have to take the good with the bad and have you considered ballroom? probably not, youre biased is showing

there was that trans kid who wanted to play softball with their friends in tucson but now they cant so it all basically evens out

ok but steak n shake is using beef tallow to fry its fries now so its basically a wash

is the “widespread collapse” of us agriculture good

“it doesnt actually mean the hunchback of notre dame kind of sanctuary, it just means we’re not arresting victims of domestic violence and stuff and people who know better are lying about it for political reasons” is something they could say

if local police actually disagreed with whats happening one very easy thing they could do is come out and tell the truth about “sanctuary city” policies

they could say police were the ones that wanted sanctuary cities and that it saves lives. but they dont

your honor you have to understand what a pain in the ass it is to find evidence of a crime before every arrest

tell them theyre stupid and wrong! holy shit it’s not that hard, please just start telling morons that theyre stupid and wrong

i cant even begin to tell you how goddam sick i am of society wasting our time and resources on humoring morons

if nikita kucherov doesnt win the hart trophy this year i am going to throw a temper tantrum the likes of which bluesky has never seen