Andrew Lawrence

the raiders took a look at a generation of data showing you build in the trenches and had the courage to ask “but what if tight end and running back?”

i have given up fighting it, I just accept that 3 selections will be some sort of ipa

give me your 5 hoppiest beers in your 5 daintiest glasses good sir or madam

i know a brewery that offers beer flights hates to see me coming

dont talk to me until ive had my morning philly cheesesteak

i think when we expand the court there should be one seat reserved for just a regular dude or dudette, just some random person coming in straight from the real world

IL Congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh: "I think Kristi Noem should have consequences. I think she should be tried at The Hague."

Mark Wahlberg @markwahlberg Enjoy your weekend! And then it’s him posing on a motorcycle

Trump officials discussed sending elite Army division to Portland, text messages show A high-ranking White House official was indiscreetly texting about the Portland, Ore., planning last weekend, according to messages shared with the Minnesota Star Tribune.

The messages show high-level officials in the Trump administration discussing the possible deployment of the Army’s 82nd Airborne Division, an infantry force that has dropped into combat zones in both World Wars, Vietnam and Afghanistan.

they needed a bailout the first trump term so im just going to assume that the reason they voted for him a second time is bc no one wants to work anymore smh

i am incredibly down with the government sending money to people in need but after years of "welfare queen" bull shit yall dont get another mulligan after the first trump term

"they dont like it. they consider it welfare." but theyre going to take it right? like, they are still going to take the money being offered in their time of need?

Chatbots work a lot like a search engine, except they generate plain English answers rather than a list of blue links. This can be a quicker, easier and more intuitive way of answering questions, though chatbots often get things wrong and even make stuff up.

Ah if it wasn't for that little thing,

CBS News staffers are ‘literally freaking out’ about Bari Weiss taking over newsroom EXCLUSIVE: ‘People are using words like depressing and doomsday – feels like some sort of doomsday,’ one source told The Independent about the mood inside CBS News right now.

NEW from me:

Several CBS News staffers and insiders told me that the network "is not a good place now" amid the imminent arrival of Bari Weiss as editor-in-chief, who one source likened to Michael Scott of The Office based on her lack of qualifications.

www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

Gov. Pritzker has said all the right things, but now he needs to act and get these state troopers out of there.

when it hits the fan youre going to hear people saying “there was no way to see this coming” and its important to remember those people will be lying to you

i’ve seen the “running on democracy didn’t work in 2024” line so many times the last 10 months and it is so emblematic of everything wrong with the dem party. abandoning something that fundamental because it didn’t work *one* time in one the weirdest elections this century

you got lied to and then printed the lies…that should piss you off

“donald trump took advantage of reporting standards and just lied to our faces and then threatened lawsuits if we said hes lying” isnt really a legitimate excuse but i think you owe it to yourself and readers to at least lay it out

not that it will happen but at the very least any reporter who wrote about trump “distancing” from project 2025 owes their readers an explanation for why they published obvious lies

centrists still complain about “deplorables”

if you are a reporter that asked dems about sydney sweeney you are now obligated to ask republicans if they are upset about bumblebees dick

“you are isolating yourself from the discourse by only posting on bluesky”

sir, they are over there arguing about transformers’ dicks

ICE agents raid South Shore apartments; Trump says Chicago could become military training ground ICE agents raided a South Shore apartment building overnight as the city braces for a possible military deployment.

“They had a big, 15-inch chainsaw with round blade on it, cutting this fence down. We're under siege. We're being invaded by our own military."

The worst of what we feared when Trump’s spending bill gave ICE a blank check is happening.

We looked back on the "backlash" against American Eagle ads featuring Sydney Sweeney and her "great jeans." Right-wing media declared that liberals were outraged and thought the ads were racist -- even the White House joined in.

If you thought that story reeked, you'll want to see what we found.

Paramount Officially Acquiring The Free Press and Making Bari Weiss CBS News Editor in Chief: Report Paramount Skydance will be officially acquiring The Free Press and hiring its founder Bari Weiss as editor in chief of its CBS News division, with the deal to be announced this coming Monday, accordin...

In case it wasn’t clear, the anti-DEI crusade has never been about merit. Zero news experience. Never been a reporter. Elevated to Editor in Chief of CBS News, one of the most storied news institutions in the nation. www.mediaite.com/media/news/p...

Republicans’ shutdown strategy: All ‘illegals,’ all the time It’s a plain attempt to fight on friendly turf for the president’s party — where the details are arcane enough to leave Democrats with little response but protest.

A noun, a verb, and "illegals" - the GOP's shutdown strategy. www.semafor.com/article/10/0...

Brett Kavanaugh’s Racial Profiling Opinion Is Looking Sillier By the Day Kavanaugh said that immigration agents “promptly” release people after determining that they are legal U.S. residents. They don’t.

Kavanaugh's explanation of why racial profiling is Actually OK was obviously a crock of shit the day it was written but also, in light of the new lawsuit by a US citizen arrested by ICE twice in 2 weeks, and the horrible Chicago raids,

the shitpot is aging poorly
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this rules

every once in a while i remember that the “ground zero mosque” became a huge issue in the florida governor race