Andrew Lawrence

a lot of you are probably too young to remember this but presidents dont normally wage war against americans

the lion doesnt concern himself with the opinions of family court legal counsel

Hollywood was better when execs were just doing a lot of cocaine and greenlighting everything that sounded cool

Let me tell you bout my BEST FRIEND

its morning until 2 oclock and then the sun starts setting

Willingly scarring your body to own the libs. These people are straight up insane. This is Manson Family shit

i hate this shit!

it feels like its three hundred oclock

Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.

SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.

Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.

Iowa City Made Its Buses Free. Traffic Cleared, and So Did the Air.

A rly interesting case study, as pols prepare to fight over a similar policy for NYC's much bigger bus network. By @carabuckley.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/c...

Everything getting blent idgaf

Bought an immersion blender for the first time at age 43 and I can finally relate to this tweet

the epstein files (donalds version)

For me it's the way the press pool just quietly went along with it because he's the president

The entire point of this country is that we don't have to let some guy do whatever he wants just because of his title. We don't have to respect him or go along with him just because he holds an office

Lane Kiffin being the belle of the CFB coaching carousel ball is exactly what college football deserves

Mr Burns speaking harshly to a crowd captioned with a Troy Nehls tweet: I'll be voting NO on the Epstein Hoax.

Smithers whispers in Burns's ear

Mr. Burns shoos Smithers away

a chastened Mr. Burns speaking to the crowd captioned with a Troy Nehls tweet: Today, I voted YES to release the Epstein files.

Happy 40th birthday to Bill Waterson’s ‘Calvin and Hobbes’. A work of consummate, stubborn, human, and more-than-human art.

oh so all of a sudden its a crime to help out the fellas?!?

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

im beginning to think it was a mistake to stake our entire economy on chatbots and fake internet money

we need to be patient with trump, he lost his best friend a few years ago and hes been in the news a lot the last couple weeks

more like nopezzi

im so fucking sick of living through shit like this

jesus christ

What a wonderful uplifting work week, main questions revolve around elite pedophilia, and maybe bombarding Venezuela out of spite

mr president sir, which late night talk show should i watch tonight sir

February 5 Lawyer, National Security Division: Bondi signaled the Foreign Agents Registration Act would be enforced only in very limited circumstances after the Justice Department had done a lot over the last decade to give it teeth. At its core, FARA is a transparency statute, to let the American public know when foreign actors engage in political activities or try to influence U.S. discourse. If you're concerned about foreign money and influence in politics, it's a bad time to go dark.

This whole NYT account about the weaponization of DOJ is beyond disturbing. Kinda feels like the US government fell in January.

Gift link: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

every epstein email is some creep complaining about MeToo and then being like “oh before i forget, any advice on how to use my position of authority to force women into sleeping with me?”

It’s pretty simple.

When you do a huge armed midnight raid on an apartment building rounding up and terrorizing children and later find out there were no criminals there everyone involved resigns in shame and we have loud showy Congressional hearings.

yea its not even about suffering, more about the shared experience of just being a human in modern society