Shawn Thomas

Shawn Thomas

@thomasshawn.bsky.social

Gallivanting boulevardier, dad, appreciator of tomfoolery and cracking wise. I know a lot about the law and various other lawyerings.

23 Followers 29 Following 47 Posts Joined Nov 2023
1 month ago

She seemed to think her unaltered face was a problem and she hasn’t shot that yet. There’s still time if she wants to get consistent though.

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2 months ago

On the one hand, I’ll believe it when I see proof - on the other, this is rad and I hope that barista is still giggling.

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2 months ago

Yeah, having a memory that goes back further than 6 years is a special kind of burden these days.

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3 months ago

It’s gonna be hard to beat “dazed compunction” in the garbage phrases category.

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3 months ago

I think of this periodically and yell “diddly shit!”

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3 months ago

Also, bro wasn’t listening to Nirvana in 1987.

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3 months ago

The only place “therein” is acceptable is in a contract - and it’s lame even there(in).

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4 months ago
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a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen . ALT: a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .
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6 months ago

It’s like the old kids’ song says: “Rise and grind and give god the glory…”

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6 months ago

Also, not for nothing, she’s a really sharp lawyer.

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7 months ago

‘Tis the season!

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7 months ago

It also screws up things like getting sports clearances for schools - which operate on an academic calendar. Unless you’re planning years ahead, the dates get difficult.

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7 months ago

When anyone compliments my plants I get so damned effusive they almost certainly regret having done so almost immediately.

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8 months ago

1) What’s a “tweedy” three piece suit? Is it tweed or no?

2) I’m real damn skeptical that someone in LA on the spring equinox was wearing that. It would have been 75 degrees and tweed’s going to suck pretty bad in that weather.

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8 months ago

It’s a poorly built car and he broke the axle.

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8 months ago

The buses aren’t *lightning* fast but they’re pretty good and go everywhere. Definitely put them in your roster of LA transportation options if you haven’t already.

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8 months ago

Sorta, in fits and starts, as one would expect with our dynamic leadership team

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8 months ago

For real. A little energy in favor of the things that will make this city function like an actual city would be nice.

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10 months ago

Cool but I’ll believe this when I see it.

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10 months ago

“…and then he responded with a dejected ‘no…!’ It was incredible!”

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11 months ago

“I didn’t encourage anything! I merely asked a rhetorical question about being rid of this turbulent judge!”

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11 months ago

His use of the word “liberation” is just *perfect*

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11 months ago

A mob of woke leftists led by noted woke leftist…errrm…Nancy Pelosi.

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11 months ago

He has concepts of jokes.

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11 months ago

This just triggered a dormant memory of a TV show called “DC Follies” from the late 80’s in which Fred Willard tended a bar that Sid and Marty Krofft puppet versions of politicians and celebrities would visit and sling middle-of-the-road boomer humor about current(ish) events. That’s the look.

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11 months ago

It’s always projection with these people. Always.

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11 months ago

Because being that ignorant is something one can actually feel physically. He is in constant discomfort.

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1 year ago

Yeah but the jacket’s too short so that balances it out.

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1 year ago

ASL isn’t just some crutch. It’s a separate language - and the primary one for a lot of deaf people.

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2 years ago

You have to eat SO MUCH LIVER to pull that shit off, bro.

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