Aman Tifli

new grammar rule
the apostrophish
all apostrophes are now fish emojis

“Yeah, he🐟s doing well. What about me, you ask? Well, I🐟m okay. Not much to say. I did, however, get meet Gerald🐟s new dog, so that was fun!”

A digital illustration of a road curving with blue sky behind it. In the background: a bit of a camper van popping up from behind the hill, with two sets of eyes peeking through.

Our bags are packed and a new adventure awaits...anyone up for some camping? 🏕

First they came for Mahmoud Khalil, and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a pro-Palestine student.

Then they came for Kilmar Abrego, and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t an undocumented immigrant.

We are on the third verse of the Niemöller poem of our age.

Think about that for a second

😊
#BlueSky #MedSky

Imagine if instead of vanishing it into thin air, we’d have taxed it

Omg

People - high ranking people - need to go to jail over this El Salvador programme

I’m really going to need the West to get over its hubris and start noticing what they are dealing with. They are not crazy, they are not “people with legitimate concerns”, they are not limited to the US, they are not just the other side of the spectrum. They are fascists. And they want to conquer

Be a Samwise Gamgee. Support your friends, trust your instincts, be humble, lead with your heart, love potatoes, don't let one little spider ruin your day.

The correct term here as far as I’m concerned is the crime against humanity of forcible transfer

And always remember, free Palestine

“How can Trump send you to El Salvador without following the rules to determine if you’re Tren de Aragua or not?!”, the Nation asked itself on the same day as the 50,000th Palestinian was killed by US weapons fired by Israel without following the rules to determine if they were Hamas fighters or not

me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat

Its Monday, Again. 🥱

No, no, no. The US is not behaving like a “third world country”, or a “banana republic” or as if it were “Americastan”. The US is behaving like a Western country, because that is what it is. That term just doesn’t mean what you think. Stop dragging us into your mess. Own up to who you are.

a Venus flytrap smoking a cigarette)

sittin on the dock of the bay

Who knows, maybe Tesla will actually collapse and Musk will need to sell Twitter after all

me: "everything is going to shit. Ecological collapse continues across the planet, in your country there is no opposition party. weeping and gnashing of teeth to intensify."

also me: "bro you ever softboiled an egg? put that on some toast? it's magnificent"

I’ll qualify this: The surprising thing about the “new paradigm” is not that the US now has an authoritarian foreign policy, but that the US is now treating Europe and Canada like it always treated Latin America and the Middle East

"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."

USB-C:
🚀 we created one cable to replace all!

🤖 oh ya each cable charges at a different speed, and others do data, there's also thunderbolt! and don't forget video...

⁉️ tell them apart? no they all look exactly the same! even your computer can't tell you the difference! isn't that great!

Palestine has a right to sovereignty over historic Palestine. It has accepted negotiating on pre-1967 borders for settling Israel’s secession from Palestine. Thus Israel has no right to the West Bank, East Jerusalem, and Gaza and can only definitely establish its borders through Palestinian consent

Tech bros have made the most interesting and exciting things in the world capitalist and boring

This is a no debate zone. What we are doing here is forging an impenetrable echo chamber comprised of people who are friendly, cool and (this part is redundant) like alternative rock

real monkey's paw that we invented the ability to hold the sum of all human knowledge in the palm of your hand and then a few years later we're turning it into your stupid friend that pretends to know the answer to every question

I'm here now. Here's a little meme

Just wonderful writing on the 60 Minutes piece on President aMusk dismantling of USAID

"The world's richest man cut off aid for the world's poorest people."

Well done.

The iconic Carina Nebula image from JWST with a red square zooming into the orange region and showing the size of our solar system, including the Sun, Jupiter belt, Pluto, and Voyager 1 relative to that region of the nebula.

i don’t think we realize just how MASSIVE things in space are