George Clooney's Batman 🫡

Let's get ready to HUMBLE

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LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

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Cock. Piss. Mus卐

Unfortunately this is the kind of content this app is going to need to replicate if it's going to kill off the Elon app.

Absolutely sensational tweeting.

Can they do it on a cold Tuesday night in Stoke?

Geordie Boys on a bender
Thomas Partey... Sex offender

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You've seen United now fuck off home.

Whoah oh oh

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Lads

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Fuck Ed Sheeran!

Could do with a defender in Jan ASAP. Could do without Lloyd Kelly in the away leg.

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Wonderful reading on a Sunday morning.

Nick Pope is completely done. Can't be our #1 by the start of next season.

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Commentator: "he doesn't look convinced" (he's onside)

Isak: ....stood on half way line with the ball. 😂

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Thought if he was rotating he might have put Trippier & Almiron back in.

As frustrating as Almiron's one fiot can be, there was a time Trippier, Miggy & Bruno linked up well.

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I've greifed Pope's kicking as much as anyone, with his massive banana feet, but at least he knows his limits and just kicks it away....

Religion:

• Being gay is a "sin"
• Jesus, sacrificed himself to absolve humans of Sins
• Wearing an armband though, too much

Not all that Jesus of you Marc

Also we need to talk about how Jesus was crucified my by men in skirts with swords, Wolverine would never.

Bruno 😟

"Stop watering a dead flower"

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We are brutal to watch. 😂

Created fuck all again.

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I don't know made this but bravo... 👏

Madrid should have kept Joselu...

It wasn't a really strange attempt at a save.. it's almost like he's become stale, don't often see that with keepers.

Can't decide who does the worst job of stopping the goal.

• Longstaff's half arsed leg
• Kelly blocking off a shot at the corner flag
• Whatever the hell Nick Pope is doing.

He'd get nowhere near the team that wore that shirt...

I dont even think it's Gordon's form, it's just the player he is.

Much like the team they are top class with space to run into but utterly devoid of anything when presented with a deep defence.

Also Lloyd Kelly... Bournemouth ripped us off letting us have him for free. Woeful.

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Every game is exactly the same, great when there are gaps to play into, look like a soccer aid team when the opposition have something to hold onto.

The second somebody puts a foot on the ball the attack is over.

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Callum Wilson when it's time to play West Ham

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