@not4my9to5.bsky.social
[NSFW/18+only] PGH 🚬 into beards and butts and balls and bellies and...
Time to hit the showers 😉
I absolutely love how this commissioned piece by @culerocomics.bsky.social turned out ! Full locker room fantasy!
Wanted? Past tense. Want. Current tense.
23.11.2025 15:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sunday hornies are hitting hard
23.11.2025 13:11 — 👍 98 🔁 3 💬 7 📌 0i have no proof, and with all due respect, deep down in my soul i just know this man had a massive hog
21.11.2025 14:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0is insatiably a word? cause im insatiably horned up.
21.11.2025 05:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0honestly, both
20.11.2025 15:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The way I’ve been so horny and happy lately. 😀
18.11.2025 01:41 — 👍 32 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0nice load man
17.11.2025 12:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"you're in the press now, being naked and doing soft p*rn... has anybody approached your daughter?"
15.11.2025 05:43 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Being short rules. If the other guy is short it’s like, hell yeah hobbit himbo time, and if a guy is way taller it’s like hooking up with a giant
15.11.2025 03:22 — 👍 151 🔁 5 💬 9 📌 4Massive load > Massive dick
10.11.2025 19:19 — 👍 229 🔁 8 💬 19 📌 1Thinking about cubs that like to be dominated.
08.11.2025 07:29 — 👍 28 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0stein
08.11.2025 14:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Men with thick thighs think they can control me, first of all, you can. 🥹
06.11.2025 23:58 — 👍 114 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 2Tomorrow isn’t promised we need to flirt today.
05.11.2025 04:29 — 👍 84 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0It needs to be said. We have reached the point where generic Mario and/or Luigi costumes must be banned. It's 2025. You can't get away with that shit any more. It's over. No costume at all is better. Slutty [thing that's kind of a stretch] is preferable.
Wario and Waluigi still acceptable. FOR NOW.
👏all👏the👏timeeee
02.11.2025 22:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Arm day and it’s just me jerking off 4 times a day. 💪🏼
01.11.2025 20:56 — 👍 121 🔁 7 💬 5 📌 0
Beautiful moustached daddy Nick Offerman in a blue polo and glasses surrounded by shelves of BluRays and DVDs
Imagine giving Nick Offerman head in the Criterion Closet 🥺
31.10.2025 21:13 — 👍 461 🔁 41 💬 6 📌 10“If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my fiends” The Spice Girls advocating for a polyamorous social life in the 90’s, people forget so fast
28.10.2025 22:09 — 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0God I hate men with nice hair sometimes 😂
18.10.2025 03:29 — 👍 31 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0The masculine urge when your partner is out of town to order in food and spend several hours gooning like a total degenerate. 😅
16.10.2025 00:01 — 👍 204 🔁 4 💬 11 📌 4
It’s an unconventional way to fly but if it works it works
26.09.2025 12:22 — 👍 86 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0Bear dad bottoms make the world go around
02.10.2025 05:35 — 👍 100 🔁 6 💬 6 📌 1
Sliding into October pussy-first like
02.10.2025 10:15 — 👍 50 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0
