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@demonicpoptart.bsky.social

Just your average, ordinary, diabolical toaster pastry.

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Latest posts by demonicpoptart.bsky.social on Bluesky

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I’d take NFT’s over fascism, though. Too bad that bar was not as low as it should have been.

12.02.2025 00:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight

08.01.2025 03:36 — 👍 12257    🔁 2124    💬 281    📌 123
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Happy Holidays! 🤣🤣🤣

10.12.2024 20:30 — 👍 40618    🔁 12946    💬 1346    📌 546
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Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention

26.11.2024 16:14 — 👍 27985    🔁 8707    💬 663    📌 934
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Funny because true.

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Depends on if you’re counting the entire population, or just the non-CHUDs.

26.11.2024 11:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This guy gets it.

26.11.2024 11:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

5 bucks says he gets Epsteined by April.

26.11.2024 11:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Leonard Leo, Harlan Crow, Ginni Thomas, Martha Alito, John Roberts, Sam Alito, and Clarence Thomas love it when you blame Garland and Biden for the fact that the Supreme Court stopped the cases against Trump.

25.11.2024 20:30 — 👍 17930    🔁 4957    💬 770    📌 250
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🔥 🗣️STURGILL SIMPSON: “This toxic patriarchal energy is an age coming to an end… that energy is clawing for its survival bc it knows it’s dying. We’re heading to something beautiful, we just have to go through some dark shit first. So love everybody.” (H/T @wutangforchildren.bsky.social )

24.11.2024 23:07 — 👍 24939    🔁 4535    💬 602    📌 533

This right here, y’all.

25.11.2024 12:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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November 6th, 2024

24.11.2024 02:20 — 👍 13993    🔁 1400    💬 181    📌 58
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100%

24.11.2024 19:13 — 👍 10859    🔁 1481    💬 202    📌 51

That is clearly a T-Rex.

25.11.2024 12:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I feel seen

24.11.2024 16:56 — 👍 63335    🔁 8346    💬 580    📌 419
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Facts? We don’t need no stinking facts!

25.11.2024 12:23 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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This is a real team effort, fellow patriots. 🇺🇸

24.11.2024 17:22 — 👍 71370    🔁 9798    💬 2157    📌 470

If we can get a serial killer or a necrophiliac, I have MAGAt Bingo.

20.11.2024 20:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok, guys: Who told Team Trump that Homelander is the villain? That was supposed to be our little secret.

20.11.2024 20:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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