𝓢𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓛𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 [Semi-Hiatus]

Oh yeah! Good ol' Hell-and-Yarn!

Man, if only we'd dealt with some Sunshine Asshole before. This feels so familiar, and I just can't put my finger on it...

Oh no. Some powerful entity who thinks they're a god. This is so new to us.

Well, its verbs are gonna be was/were in a second!

🏹

"Hey there, Inquisitor. Still holding the south together?"

Whoa - getting dizzy. Switching to [only] watching while he's in front of her.

"I missed you, too! Seems like the Lighthouse is quieter than it's been in a while."

||insane: when u clean ur desk there's room in your desk for objects

||at home i mean, I didn't get fired about my own missing comics

||I'LL BE BACK this just turned into me cleaning out my desk

||I know we HAVE IT i'm the one who BOUGHT IT

||Nobody laugh

our copy of Dragon Age: The Missing is. is. god help me. where is it.

Ruby!

God forbid women do anything.

Sorry I got overwhelmed by the weight of horrific revelations about the death of otherworldly entities and vanished for two months.

||harding will never accept cooking criticism again

||I really need to read all my notifs before I reply

||Getting ahead of the Rat Monte Cristo Cancellation of 2025 I see

This betrayal cuts deep, Rook.

Orlesians serve monte cristos at their fancy cafes and no one says anything, but I make one DELICIOUS SANDWICH and–

SPIRIT OF WORM ON STRING

The Crows still look entirely unsure, but Harding offers only a firm nod and thanks the Maker that Mischief didn't turn their attention to the tavern - yet - as she dashes off after them.

"Alright, Mischief... where's a spirit go for fun in a town like this?"

Uh oh.

She raises a hand when Mischief's response only inspires further alarm. "It's fine!" She doesn't add 'I think.' Whatever's going on, the situation needs a vote of confidence. But she wishes Emmrich were around.

"Rook is... an expert in this kind of thing. He's got this."

"Hey... Rook? You doing okay over there?"

Lucanis has been stock-still for ten seconds. Ruby is... well, garnering some looks from Teia and Viago, for one.

||the hatred of orlais runs deep 😔😔😔😔

||a ham and jam slam is just a monte cristo. thank u for coming to my ted talk.

"But you love cranberry walnut fish curry!"

"Ruby! Bellara's still resting so I've got dinner tonight!"

One Lace Harding tells only the truth. One Lace Harding tells only lies. Have a ham and jam slam.

"I'm gonna say we don't test that theory, just in case. Broken bones won't do you much good, either."