Woke up literally in time to see the last five minutes of Kenoh/YOSHIKI.
“Wake up your comfort characters are on.”
See y’all at #AEWcollision tonight.
I just realized OZAWA aesthetically gives off major Jack White energy and that explains literally everything
I’m trying very hard to think of a time I thought the wrong man won more than just now.
If there was any justice in the world, Yuki Ishida would win this Extreme Title match #ddtpro
TBA vs AMAKUSHA didn’t have to go as hard as it did.
#noah_ghc
“Boy howdy I love this handheld emulator my partner got me. Time to go play Super Mario Bros!”
(Handheld has the NES SNES and GBC versions all loaded)
…brb gonna go watch @exoparadigmgamer.bsky.social’s remake or rebreaks real quick
food $200
phone $150
rent $800
all these fuckin animal crossing amiibos i bought because i feel bad that they're on clearance $4300
utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Masa Kitamiya might be my favorite wrestler today.
How I look at the leftover wings in my fridge at 11pm on a Saturday night
#pw_mg
Literally every time I buy Kouki Amarei merchandise she gets hurt or misses a show and I’m just here with my new Twin Tower standees asking myself if I’m causing it all. #pw_mg
"A sword wields no strength unless the hand that holds it has courage.”
…Arai’s gonna get Miu in a fucking Scorpion Deathlock and it’s gonna be over at Grand Princess. Mark my words.
Daiki Odashima is going to be a menace to young guys in 5 years
The sickest of sicko: Bad Bunny should honor the legacy of Invader I when meeting up Logan Paul in the shower
But you see if Sugi beats Yoshiki, then Kenoh can beat Sugi for it to avenge losing the title to him in 2018.
Kenoh can then, naturally, lose it back to Yoshiki immediately. Circle of life.
He looks like a whole ass different person holy fuck (complimentary)
Every time I see Utami Hayashishita I think she’s the coolest motherfucker in wrestling.
Not hottest (although), not handsomest (ALTHOUGH), but the fucking coolest person in wrestling. I don’t know if anyone else has the same aura as she does. #pw_mg
I think this is why the match wasn’t the main event.
“We’ve strung up your golden boy, evil reigns supreme…HAVE A GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE DRIVEWAY HOME SAFE!”
A demon possessed me to make this. It was done before I realized what I was doing.
Oh thank god Kai Fujimura just gone full psychotic, cool, yes, good. Carry on. #noah_ghc
I’m sorry man, but I think YOSHIKI INAMURA and Friends vs Team 2000X is the best feud I’ve seen from NOAH in recent years
#noah_GHC
English commentary is talking like Inamura has never had to deal with Team 2000X in a title defense before and I swear to god they are going to be my Joker origin story.
#ghc_noah
I hope Ponytail Ozawa becomes the same as Ponytail/short haired Hayashishita: the equivalent of weighted clothing and when the hairs down/long you know you’re fucked
Who put the guy having his second match in the ring with KENTA?
Who okayed it?
That feels like it shouldn’t be legal.
Was it Naito?
It was probably Naito.
#noah_ghc
“Okay, finally about to watch Alejandro vs Kai. I hope the match is at least good, but please god I really hope Kai doesn’t look fucking stupid.”
-Me, asking for too much
No Utami at all surprises me
Stuart manages to capture my feelings on both TJPW and wrestling “fan”’s opinions of NOAH in one breath, and that’s that I’s appreciates about him.
