Thom ✈️🇨🇦🍺🎣🏳️‍🌈

Most everyone all Boo’d up and I’m over here like celery in a hot wing basket

Denny’s is just Waffle House for people who can’t fight.

Yall. The look I gave this #8 hired in 1979 when they told me how they wanted the cart to be set up for them on this 78

The main cabin oven racks watching me fill the inset with entrees.

Coworker: “I don’t like you.”
Me: “Awesome. One less awkward smile I have to force.” 😂

What is everyone wearing for the rapture tomorrow?

NK1300 and AF1 had a bit of an "encounter" today-- ATC was reportedly yelling at NK1300 to get their attention to get them to alter course. Not sure it was a "close call" at all, but since AF1 involved.. I tend to believe the yelling part.

Thanks to @petchmo.bsky.social for his help in..

At this point, I’m ready to settle down and be with someone for the rest of the day

Just like that McDonald's ice cream machine, I do not feel like working today.

Everyone has their own path - fortunately mine usually leads to a Chinese Buffet

When old people say "As long as you happy" that means you’re dumb as hell🤭🤣

Downstairs in OPS
New Hire - I can’t wait for Thanksgiving. I’m going to enjoy a few days off.
Me - Well … I’ve got to get to my gate

Pax - Is this your normal route?
Me - Yes ma’am. Up and down this damn aisle every day

I ain’t seen a Jehovahs Witness all summer. This heat ain’t it huh y’all -

This cannot be the same sun that I used to draw in the corner of my pictures

I'm done being sugar and spice and everything nice. Now I'm salty, defiant, and completely noncompliant.

People with an Apple Watch be acting like it’s a damn Rolex

For every hour I spend with people, I need to spend 72 hours alone -

Three little yellow jacks synchronous swim close to the Cam 🐥🐥🐥 #yellowjacks #jackfish #juvenile #slowmotion #upclose #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #miamibeach #biscaynebay #coralcity #civicpridethroughbiodiversity

You ever blocked someone while they was typing? Fk you and that sentence 💬

Liking coffee was one of the most expensive decisions i’ve made

I must be getting old. I’m in the Dollar General having the time of my life!

My “To Don’t” list is long today

Coworker: You look so mean.

Me: I am, move.