Thom ✈️🇨🇦🍺🎣🏳️‍🌈

People asking for more than one PDB 🍺🍷☕️🥃 then acting like I have 3 heads when they’re not finished and I go to collect everything ✈️

If you’re loud in the morning, I automatically don’t like you. ☕️

Boarding

Lady with coffee in hand comes to back galley. “I left my bag and you need to come put it in the bin”
Me - No
Lady -
Me -
Lady - just like that? No?
Me - No is a complete sentence.

She puts coffee on lowered tray table and stows her own bag.

Headed in to work after the recent winter meltdown and another storm about to roll in.

IYKYK

Dear God, when I get old, please don't let me be chewing for no damn reason

Me - good morning care for a beverage?
Lady - what do you have?
Me - coffee water juice soda
Lady - coffee. Oh I’ll have a venti pumpkin spice latte with … (is all I heard)

Me - (puts 2 creamers 3 sugars and a stick on the tray table next to the coffee cup)

*click roll*

So when I am in a good mood, I open my block list and release a couple of prisoners.

I’m sorry, but where on the beverage list I just handed you shows mango or fruit punch? Root beer? …. Child, have some water

Well shit! Last night it seems I took 3 dulcolax thinking it was for heartburn

It's not really my thing but "good morning" to those that celebrate it. ☕️

Most everyone all Boo’d up and I’m over here like celery in a hot wing basket

Denny’s is just Waffle House for people who can’t fight.

Yall. The look I gave this #8 hired in 1979 when they told me how they wanted the cart to be set up for them on this 78

The main cabin oven racks watching me fill the inset with entrees.

Coworker: “I don’t like you.”
Me: “Awesome. One less awkward smile I have to force.” 😂

What is everyone wearing for the rapture tomorrow?

NK1300 and AF1 had a bit of an "encounter" today-- ATC was reportedly yelling at NK1300 to get their attention to get them to alter course. Not sure it was a "close call" at all, but since AF1 involved.. I tend to believe the yelling part.

Thanks to @petchmo.bsky.social for his help in..

At this point, I’m ready to settle down and be with someone for the rest of the day

Just like that McDonald's ice cream machine, I do not feel like working today.

Everyone has their own path - fortunately mine usually leads to a Chinese Buffet

When old people say "As long as you happy" that means you’re dumb as hell🤭🤣

Downstairs in OPS
New Hire - I can’t wait for Thanksgiving. I’m going to enjoy a few days off.
Me - Well … I’ve got to get to my gate

Pax - Is this your normal route?
Me - Yes ma’am. Up and down this damn aisle every day