Well, how 'bout this, sweetheart: You help find Daddy some new friends, and you get a nice creamy reward all over that mustache for being such a good boy for your father, hmm? ;) Heh heh heh!

I'd say that no one is safe from my randiness, but with my follower count at "1," it looks like it's just you and me... ;) You better either tell all yer friends that Keith's come to town, or consider that mustache of yers ridden for good, ya hear?

“In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces.” - Zapp Brannigan

Incredible custom piece from @lovelyrev.bsky.social of Roy dressed in Zapp’s uniform. I love Futurama so much 😂

Smoking hesk

Might not have been the best idea to sign up for a new social media website while horny. Now all I want to do is flood this profile with horny posts. XD