Scornflake Grrrl

A picture of me reffing, my top is figure hugging

Different top, clearly a bit lighter than on the previous pic but undeniably curvy

Same top as in the first picture now clearly more loose fitting

CW: Weight Loss.
I’m not really a progress pic taker but Derby gear shows it quite well

He was most apologetic

A blur of two baby rotties

My friend brought her puppies to the scrim and they’re so cute but don’t hold still for a second

I don’t understand how Boyne was nominated in the first place for this specific prize

The other day I went to buy fuel after reffing a bout and somehow the guy behind the till took my ref shirt and messy green hair to be a Beetlejuice costume

Cheese?

Foghorn more like

Did you mean to sound so racist?

Indeed job advertisement Guillotine Operator Eurostampa UK Cumbernauld G68 9LF

Is it starting?!

Um, can I express an interest too?

This can’t have been easy. But withdrawing makes you the real winner here.

I of course will still have to get up early tomorrow so I can spend the morning in a sweaty noisy sports hall in Wakey

The out of office is on AND the handover list is sent off to the team. I’ve actually got a whole week off!

A lot of this thread simply makes me cry in tech procurement

one of the gen Z interns told me she respects me because I own my millennial cringe and that makes me cool, and I instinctively said “you have to kill the part of you that cringes” so now I’m sure she thinks I’m weird lmao

Screenshot of my Oviva food compass. It does not care about calories, it only cares about nutrition and all is optimal

Go me! Looks like all that I needed to add so I had an optimal range of macros for today was a pint

That’s what you get the fancy Japanese one for.

Is that woman still going?

I thought a gardening trowel might be the way to go

And once again, I’m not even one of those “AI is totally useless and ontologically evil” people, but I do think the way it’s being mindlessly adopted right now is incredibly dangerous

How I flirt

As a German and British dual citizen I’m well accustomed to nationality induced shame

Boxer in Animal Farm is taken to the glue factory

I see your traumatic horse scene and raise my traumatic horse scene

I once received a DBS for my mother instead of myself despite the fact she never even lived in the UK or applied for the job that required it

So glad we bought a fridge for the tent

It’s also really good for keeping focus in lengthy Teams calls. And oh my those yarn cakes are beautiful

see, in the humanities we put people in dark caves for our thought experiments

<cries in tech procurement>

If the system has been designed by the same people responsible for any gov.uk portals it would be a bigger surprise if there wasn’t a huge fail (and likely horrid buggy UX)

llms are just the monkey shakespeare theory brought to life by gpu’s