Pete!

Saw a guy with a shirt that said California but I misread it and thought it said Cauliflower, thought "he must be a big fan!"

In my head MFF stands for "MotherFucking Furries", and Furpoc for "Furry People of Color"

people forgot about "women are my favorite guy"

i continue being described by new friends as "mysterious" and i am SO CONFUSED, I'M LITERALLY AN OPEN BOOK, AT TIMES TOO OPEN!!!!! WHERE'S THE MYSTERY!!!!!

my thirsty ass could NOT work near a large body of water

going to a house party and getting ur ass eaten in a random bedroom, then this suddenly pops in the spotify queue, wyd

a tummy ache that can only be cured by the gentle touch of a nonbinary person

U know it.....

tshirt that reads "i got my dick sucked at The Pavilion of Dreams and all i got was this lousy tshirt"

oh me..... :-)

syd look behind you!!

Gonna get high and listen to The Cranberries like my life depends on it

"IS MITSKI A BRONY", i search in google in all caps, desperately trying to get to the bottom of this

Update, it was INSANE
Screamed so much i lost my voice, headbanged so hard I had to go get a massage today, moshpit was so intense i got a big bruise on my thigh, it rocked

Twinks "stop using so many face filters on your Instagram selfies, your face looks like it's made of slime and setting powder" challenge (impossible)

GAY DOG ACTIVITIES

YUUUUP 🥺🥺

BORIS CONCERT LATER, THE GIRLS ARE QUIVERING

@n9x.tel have u seen this

TRAIN AGAIN!! and this time i have a charcuterie box!! Goat cheese, Swiss, dried apricots, strawberries, salami, hazelnuts, chocolate covered cranberries and some chips! Yeah!!

The Musical Stylings of "Baby Who Cries"

gender-affirming breakcore

"naked like the worm".....

making a PERFECT poached egg is my party trick, like yeah let's quickly go to the kitchen and make one, this is perfectly normal

my blood pressure medication, my ashwagandha and my gummy vitamin mixing in my stomach every morning

for some reason Oklou and Caroline Polachek give me huge "she'd be mean as hell to me if we were in highschool together" vibes, no idea why, i like them both as artists but for some reason i rly think they'd bully the shit outta me for absolutely no reason

gonna commission a portrait of my fursona inspired by the Daytrotter Session album covers

i think if i ask you what your "favorite chair" is, there are two right answers: you giving me the name of an iconic chair and the studio who made it, or you gushing about a specific chair in your house

ABSOLUTELY